Entertainment & Music The Simpsons Part 3

[EagleMan87]

Patty: Hello, my name's Patty. I'll be testing you. When you do well, I use the green pen. When you do bad, I use the red pen. Any questions?

Otto: Yeah, one: Have you always been a chick? I mean, I don't want to offend you, but, you were born a man, weren't you? You can tell me, I'm open minded.

Patty: [Drops green pen] I won't be needing this!

 

[ep2018]

 

[Super Hans]

Has anyone been to one of the Simpsons trivia nights that they advertise on FB? A few mates and I got tickets and were wondering what we're in for.

 

[Super Hans]

"I've always admired car owners, and I hope to be one myself as soon as I finish paying off Mother... She insists I pay her retroactively for the food I ate as a child"

 

[ep2018]

Has anyone been to one of the Simpsons trivia nights that they advertise on FB? A few mates and I got tickets and were wondering what we're in for.

Depends. I had a couple of mates go to one last year. They said it was great. Prize money is a bit dear compared to the entry fee, though.

But heaps of people on Reddit reckon it's shit. Apparently the host was a drunk numpty who was calling people **** and acting inappropriate to women.

https://www.reddit.com/r/melbourne/comments/3p7srh/warning_avoid_the_simpsons_best_moments_trivia/

 

[Super Hans]

"You're in direct competition. And don't go easy on each other just because you're brother and sister. I want to see you both fighting for your parents' love!"

 

[Super Hans]

Depends. I had a couple of mates go to one last year. They said it was great. Prize money is a bit dear compared to the entry fee, though.

But heaps of people on Reddit reckon it's shit. Apparently the host was a drunk numpty who was calling people **** and acting inappropriate to women.

https://www.reddit.com/r/melbourne/comments/3p7srh/warning_avoid_the_simpsons_best_moments_trivia/

Hmmmm. This looks like it could get very awkward seeing as I'm going with two chicks. Eh, hopefully it's like the ones your mates went to.

 

[EagleMan87]

Birch Barlow: Mayor Quimby, you're well known, sir, for your lenient stance on crime. But suppose for a second that your house was ransacked by thugs, your family tied up in the basement with socks in their mouths, you try to open the door but there's too much blood on the knob-"

Mayor Quimby: What is your, ahh, question?

Birch Barlow: My question is about the budget.

 

[the bee sharps]

do you want to see me sock a few dingers?

 

[ep2018]

 

[ep2018]

"Hey! No extension cords!"

 

[lmach]

Marge: Better find a motel and stop for the night.
Homer: We don't need to do that, Marge. I'm not tired. I'm not tired at all.

 

[ep2018]

"I love you... Will you marry me Marge? You mean I'm gonna be a daddy?! I hope we'll always be together... together... together?"

 

[ash_1050]

 

[ep2018]

 

[DaVillaBlues]

 

[ep2018]

 

[Kram]

Wait a minute. Homer, are you just holding on to the can?

 

[ep2018]

Wait a minute. Homer, are you just holding on to the can?

Your point being?

 

[ash_1050]

This sums up today nicely

 

[d33my]

 

[Cotchin 9]

 

[Barry_Badrinath]

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Das ist nicht eine boobie!!

 

[d33my]

that is amazing

 

[DaVillaBlues]