Entertainment & Music The Simpsons Part 3

[DaVillaBlues]

Out of all the times Hans Moleman has been killed, this is still my favourite

 

[Cruyff14]

You’re lucky, you only joined the Junior Campers. I got a dirty word shaved in the back of my head.
What is it with you kids and that word? I’m going to shave you bald young man, until you learn that hair is not a right, it’s a privilege.

Fantastic quote.

 

[Marlowe]

https://frinkiac.com/

This site will give you screenshots for any quote.

I just realized we never had a wedding for the cat and the dog. They've been living in sin.

 

[Kram]

All right, Captain 'Rush Rush', out of the car!

Oww, I'm seeing stars here!

 

[DaVillaBlues]

All right, Captain 'Rush Rush', out of the car!

Oww, I'm seeing stars here!

Wiggum is so underrated

 

[kane249]

I miss Phil Hartman

Hi I’m actor Troy McClure. You might remember me from…..

….such educational films as “Lead Paint: Delicious But Deadly,” and “Here Comes the Metric System!”

….such fishing films as ‘Cast Out’ or ‘The Reel Deal.’

….such films as “The Erotic Adventures of Hercules” and “Dial ‘M’ for Murderousness”.

….such films as “‘P’ is for Psycho” and “The President’s Neck is Missing”.

….such films as “Today We Kill, Tomorrow We Die” and “Gladys, the Groovy Mule”.

….such films as “The Greatest Story Ever Hula-ed” and “They Came to Burgle Carnegie Hall”.

….such Fox Network Specials as “Alien Nose Job” and “The Five Fabulous Weeks of the Chevy Chase Show”.

….such self-help videos as “Smoke Yourself Thin” and “Get Some Confidence, Stupid!”

….such nature films as “Earwigs: Ewwww” and “Man vs. Nature: The Road to Victory”.

….such celebrity funerals as “Andre The Giant, We Hardly Knew Ye” and “Shemp Howard, Today We Mourn A Stooge”.

….such telethons as “Out With Gout ’88” and “Let’s Save Tony Orlando’s House”.

….such cartoons as “Christmas Ape” and “Christmas Ape goes to Summer Camp”.

….such driver’s ed films as “Alice’s Adventures through the Windshield Glass” and “The Decapitation of Larry Leadfoot”.

….such TV spinoffs as “Son of Sanford and Son” and “After Mannix”.

….such instructional videos as “Mothballing Your Battleship” and “Dig Your Own Grave and Save”.

….such public service videos as “Designated Drivers, the Lifesaving Nerds” and “Phony Tornado Alarms Reduce Readiness”.

….such medical films as “Alice Doesn’t Live Anymore” and “Mommy, What’s Wrong With That Man’s Face?”.

….such automated information kiosks as “Welcome to Springfield Airport” and “Where’s Nordstrom?”.

….such Do-It-Yourself home videos such as “The half-assed approach to foundation repair”

….such dates as last night’s dinner.

 

[Kyptastic]

https://frinkiac.com/

This site will give you screenshots for any quote.

I just realized we never had a wedding for the cat and the dog. They've been living in sin.

What a time to be alive

 

[TubbsFarquhar]

"It's 11:00, do you know where your children are?"
"I told you last night no!"

 

[Kram]

Soon I'll be Queen of summertime!!.

Uhh.. King, King!

****ing lol at the look the 2 pool guys give each other.

 

[d33my]

Marge: Did anybody see that new Woodsy Allen movie?
Flanders: You know I like his films, except for that nervous fella who's always in em

 

[TubbsFarquhar]

"When I say Hello Mr. Thompson, you'll say hi"
"Check"
"Hello Mr. Thompson"

"Remember now, your name is Homer Thompson"
"I Gotcha"
"Hello Mr. Thompson"

"Now, when I say hello Mr. Thompson and press down on your foot, you smile and nod"
"No problem"
"Hello Mr. Thompson"
"I think he's talking to you"

 

[Kram]

^Probably posted 100 times but it still make me laugh, just Homer's blank facial expression there.

 

[DaVillaBlues]

 

[Dannnnnnnnnn]

https://frinkiac.com/

This site will give you screenshots for any quote.

Well, my life is over.

 

[Scorpio]

https://frinkiac.com/

This site will give you screenshots for any quote.

 

[Van_Dyke]

I love this one

 

[Kram]

Let me just say, you're doing a great job Phil.

Hey thanks a lot, that makes it all worthwhile.

 

[Dagless]

Your Honor, the prosecution moves that Principal Skinner's testimony be stricken from the record.

 

[Dannnnnnnnnn]

Could be fun to have a little competition to match the quote to the screenshot. Just as an example, post ten or so screenshots and have people PM their guesses at quotes that align with the picture. The person with the most correct wins and runs the next round. Just a vague idea.

 

[AngryRanga]

Could be fun to have a little competition to match the quote to the screenshot. Just as an example, post ten or so screenshots and have people PM their guesses at quotes that align with the picture. The person with the most correct wins and runs the next round. Just a vague idea.

Could be a bit easy to cheat with reverse image searching

 

[Kram]

You'll see I got crippling arthritis.
In me index fingers
Look at em.
I got it from space invaders in 1977.

Yeah that was a pretty addictive video game.
Video game?

 

[ash_1050]

Dad there's a badger in the dog house.
Badger my ass, it's probably Milhouse!

 

[ash_1050]

Otto man, you're living in a dumpster?
Dumpster? I wish. Dumpster brand trash bins are top-of-the-line, this is just a trash-co waste disposal unit.

 

[DaVillaBlues]

 

[Kram]

Hey! I thought I told you to stop licking my windows!