Entertainment & Music The Simpsons Part 3
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Jack Stevens
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Hope hasn't been done, but found this
MAN: Well, sir, I'll be honest with you: I need a large African elephant and I need it today. But I'm afraid this just isn't what I'm looking for.
HOMER: What do you mean? It's an elephant, isn't it?
MAN: Well, it is, and it isn't. If you understand what I mean.
(Pause)
HOMER: He likes peanuts.
HOMER: What do you mean? It's an elephant, isn't it?
MAN: Well, it is, and it isn't. If you understand what I mean.
(Pause)
HOMER: He likes peanuts.
Guide: On May 21, 1864, the men of the Ninth Bearded Infantry were sunning and fluffing their beards in the sun. Suddenly, enemy troops crested that hill over there.
Confederate 1: Fort Springfield, we surrender unconditionally!
Confederate 2: We're sick. We need leeches and hacksaws to saw off our gangrenous limbs!
Guide: But the Springfield Brigade was too brave to accept the surrender.
Union Soldier: Come on, boys! Those white flags are no match for our muskets. Charge!
Guide: And the Springfielders heroically slaughtered their enemies as they prayed for mercy.
Confederate 1: Fort Springfield, we surrender unconditionally!
Confederate 2: We're sick. We need leeches and hacksaws to saw off our gangrenous limbs!
Guide: But the Springfield Brigade was too brave to accept the surrender.
Union Soldier: Come on, boys! Those white flags are no match for our muskets. Charge!
Guide: And the Springfielders heroically slaughtered their enemies as they prayed for mercy.
- Jan 25, 2016
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Who inspected Homer's wallet?
kane249
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And now, because the children are our future here are the children of Springfield Elementary with a song they call ''The Children Are Our Future.
Jack Stevens
#2 Ticket Holder
- Jan 25, 2016
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- Other Teams
- Seattle Seahawks
Also if you're going to call your business Extreme you really can't tie yourself to a code of conduct
Cleavy
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"checkmate, Mr Trampoline!"
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Looks like someone will need a dental plan...
Lisa needs braces.
- Feb 19, 2016
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Dental plan
I bring you love.
Is that the love between a man and a woman or the love of a man for a fine cuban cigar?
Uh... I bring you love.
It's bringing love! Don't let it get away! Break its legs!
Just give me my gun.
Sorry. The law requires a five-day waiting period. We've got to run a background check.
Five days? But I'm mad now!
I'd kill you if I had my gun!
Yeah, well, you don't.
Heh heh heh...suckers!
Ha ha ha ha!
Aaaaaaah! Shark Boy!
Love that scene!
Moe: C'mon, I need a name that says 'friendly, all-American cooking'
Homer: How about, 'Chairman Moe's Magic Wok?'
Barney: I like it
Moe: Nah, I want something that says people can have a nice relaxing time.
Homer: I got it! 'Madman Moe's Pressure Cooker!'
Barney: I like it
Moe: Hey, how about 'Uncle Moe's Family Feedbag?'
Barney: I hate it
It's back on tonight at 7:30 on ch 73. Phew!!
I had big withdrawals in recent months. I even watched the movie for about the 5th time the other night
I had big withdrawals in recent months. I even watched the movie for about the 5th time the other night
Cleavy
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