Entertainment & Music The Simpsons Part 3

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Stratton_Gun

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Park Announcer: Attention, Marge Simpson. Your son has been arrested.
Woman: I'd be terribly embarrassed if I was that boy's mother.
Marge: Mmmmm...
Park Announcer: Attention, Marge Simpson. We've also arrested your older, balder, fatter son.
Marge: Mmmmmmm...
 

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Park Announcer: Attention, Marge Simpson. Your son has been arrested.
Woman: I'd be terribly embarrassed if I was that boy's mother.
Marge: Mmmmm...
Park Announcer: Attention, Marge Simpson. We've also arrested your older, balder, fatter son.
Marge: Mmmmmmm...
I know where you're getting these from ;)
 

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One of the great episodes. I believe Bart ends up getting that golf game at the end, I almost spat out my drink from laughing at that scene

"I suggest putter. You've selected 3 wood. I suggest feather touch. You have selected power drive"

Gets me every time.
 

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One of the great episodes. I believe Bart ends up getting that golf game at the end, I almost spat out my drink from laughing at that scene

"I suggest putter. You've selected 3 wood. I suggest feather touch. You have selected power drive"

Gets me every time.
Haha, yes!

Text doesn't do the quote justice; it's all in the voice:


POWER DRIVE!
 

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So true. Its all in the delivery. Absolute first class, here is the full quote:

Welcome to Lee Carvallo's Putting Challenge. I am Carvallo. Now, choose a club. (Beep) You have chosen a three wood. May I suggest a putter? (Beep) Three wood. Now enter the force of your swing. I suggest feather touch. (Beep, beep, beep) You have entered "power drive". Now, push seven eight seven to swing." (Beep beep beep)
"Ball is in...parking lot. Would you like to play again? (Beep) You have selected, "No.
 
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