Entertainment & Music The Simpsons Part 3

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glenferry23

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Homer the Smithers was on today

One of the top 5 episodes ever

Lisa: Why'd you get a basket of fruit?

Homer: I knocked Mr Burns out of a 3 story building

Lisa: Did he die?

Homer: What am i, a doctor?
Yes that was gold. A couple of episodes earlier was the one where krusty's cayman island tax fraud was discovered, and he faked his own death. love that episode, the scene where homer tries to 'console' a distraught Bart is up there with the funniest things I've ever seen in my life.

"People die all the time, just like that. Why, you could wake up dead tomorrow! Well....goodnight."

Absolute genius, the look on Bart's face is something else. Gets me everytime.

 

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Kent Brockman: Just miles from your doorstep, hundreds of men are given weapons and trained to kill. The government calls it "The Army", but a more alarmist name would be...the Killbot Factory.

Kent Brockman: Ladies and Gentlemen, I have been to Vietnam, Iraq and Afghanistan, and I can say -without hyperbole- that this is a million times worse than all of them put together.

Kent Brockman: Of course, it would be wrong to suggest this sort of mayhem began with rock-and-roll. After all, there were riots at the premiere of Mozart's "The Magic Flute." So, what's the answer? Ban all music? In this reporter's opinion, the answer, sadly, is 'yes'.
 

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i love how when your younger you sort of just laugh at the simpsons because everyone does... but when you watch it when your older you actually get all there jokes and it makes sense!
 

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I've said it before, and I'll say it again: democracy simply doesn't work.

Now, over the years, a newsman learns a number of things that for one reason or another, he just cannot report... doesn't seem to matter now, so, the following people are gay.
 

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From these pictures it is obvious what has happened. Gaint alien ants have taken over the space shuttle. I for one welcome our new Insect overlords and as a trusted celebrity I could be very useful in helping round up slaves for their underground sugar mines.
 

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Rarely watch it these days but when I see a newish episode I also notice how much the characters talk directly to the viewer... “Hmmm OK now I just have to do this...” etc etc before they do something.

I think when you have to explain nearly everything to the viewer it’s a sure sign you’re not funny anymore.
 

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Burns: Oh, and what's this? A congratulatory phone call from Earvin
`Magic' Johnson?
Homer: Magic Johnson!? Yello?
Magic: Is this really Homer Simpson?
Homer: Yeah.
Magic: Wow. Homer, I just used our last time-out to call and
congratulate you on averting that nuclear holocaust.
 
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