I recently watched 'Bart's friend falls in love'. I've never really rated it that highly, but after seeing it again it went straight to the top 10 Some of Homer's lines once he gets the vocabulary builder are hilarious.
Marge: Homer, has the weight lose tape reduced your appetite?
Homer: Ah, lamentably no. My gastronomic rapacity knows no satieties.
Lisa: Dad, do you know what today is?
Homer: The vernal equinox?
Lisa: No, it's been two weeks since you got that tape... let's get you on the scale... You've gained thirteen pounds
Homer: Disingenuous mountebanks with their subliminal chicanery! A pox on them!
Then there's the, 'she's faking it' joke from Mrs Krabappel which I never really understood as a youngster. Also, there's this, which surely has to be one of the funniest moments ever
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