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MEB_ said:
So I'm about to leave the house this morning to go watch my 9 year old nephew play footy. I'm in skinny jeans, flat shoes and a white hoodie. I've got makeup on (obviously) but my hair is just up in a messy bun. My darling Mama MEB says "ohhh, you could make a bit more effort when you leave the house love". I tell her where I'm going and she replies with "exactly, there might be some hot single dads there!" **** sake.

As I'm walking up the driveway she calls out "bring me back a son in law!".

Waaahhh :( :(
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Oh you have one of those mothers too?
Mine always make suggestions and offers to matchmake with people I don't even know exist. She wonders why I live on the other side of the state now.
 
Styxx said:
Oh you have one of those mothers too?
Mine always make suggestions and offers to matchmake with people I don't even know exist. She wonders why I live on the other side of the state now.
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My mother thought the foxtel man was cute so she showed him a photo of me and offered my phone number. Arghhhh
 

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Thankfully my folks haven't been giving me too much grief since I have become recently single.
Mum has been dropping little comments....."Oh I hope you meet someone nice" and that sort of stuff but that's about it.

And i've told them that I need some time to myself anyway.
 
My mum's given up hope. I think she either thinks I have a secret boyfriend that I am just not telling her about, or I'm gay. I don't think she really minds either option, other than the fact that her not knowing means there is gossip she is missing out on. ;):D
 
My folks are good. I think they're happy I haven't married any of my exes lol
 
BlueBelle said:
My folks are good. I think they're happy I haven't married any of my exes lol
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Ugh. When I told my mum that I broke up with my last boyfriend she started crying. Not out of empathy for me, but because (and I quote) she "see [her] grandchildren slipping away before [her] eyes". I was barely 24.

I'm the shame of my family for not being married with kids yet.
 
MEB_ said:
Ugh. When I told my mum that I broke up with my last boyfriend she started crying. Not out of empathy for me, but because (and I quote) she "see [her] grandchildren slipping away before [her] eyes". I was barely 24.

I'm the shame of my family for not being married with kids yet.
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Your mum needs to relax!
 
MEB_ said:
Ugh. When I told my mum that I broke up with my last boyfriend she started crying. Not out of empathy for me, but because (and I quote) she "see [her] grandchildren slipping away before [her] eyes". I was barely 24.

I'm the shame of my family for not being married with kids yet.
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Sounds like you need a new family :P
 
I found the best way to stop your parents asking such things is by telling them all the weird and ****ed up stories you can.

Told my mum a story many years ago. It was the last time she ever asked me about the ladies in my life.
 
HBF said:
Maybe Mama MEB just wants the best for her daughter..
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Then she shouldn't put so much pressure on her then barely 24 year old daughter
 

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MEB_ said:
It's all good, Mama MEB is glorious. She's just a country mum. She doesn't think it's possible for a woman to be truly happy without a husband and kids. Bless her heart.
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My mum used to do the same thing to me Mebby. Almost every conversation I had with her when I was still in a relationship used to centre around kids, and we were going to have them.
 
Immortal Tyrant said:
I found the best way to stop your parents asking such things is by telling them all the weird and ****** up stories you can.

Told my mum a story many years ago. It was the last time she ever asked me about the ladies in my life.
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I do stuff like that. Told my dad I was pregnant (I wasn't) when he dared comment on my weight. I was 15.
 
Bluella said:
I do stuff like that. Told my dad I was pregnant (I wasn't) when he dared comment on my weight. I was 15.
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I like your style.
Immortal Tyrant said:
I found the best way to stop your parents asking such things is by telling them all the weird and ****** up stories you can.

Told my mum a story many years ago. It was the last time she ever asked me about the ladies in my life.
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Yours too!
 

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MEB_ said:
Hahaha I told my dad I was pregnant when I dropped out of uni so he'd be more mad about that than me quitting education. Worked like a charm.
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You shady women
 
MEB_ said:
Hahaha I told my dad I was pregnant when I dropped out of uni so he'd be more mad about that than me quitting education. Worked like a charm.
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That would be a terrible idea in my household. If either of my younger sisters did that, I don't even know what would have happened (apart from my dad turning into the Hulk!).

Quitting Uni >>>>>>> Being pregnant.
 
Jatz said:
That would be a terrible idea in my household. If either of my younger sisters did that, I don't even know what would have happened (apart from my dad turning into the Hulk!).

Quitting Uni >>>>>>> Being pregnant.
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That's why I did it. I took him out for lunch and I said, "homer, I have to tell you something. I've been hiding it for about six weeks because I was scared to tell you...I'm pregnant." Papa's face went ghost white and then red and as soon as he opened his mouth I jumped in and said "just kidding! I dropped out of uni!" And he got tears in his eyes and said "oh thank god for that!"

Did not GAF that I stopped studying after that!
 
MEB_ said:
That's why I did it. I took him out for lunch and I said, "homer, I have to tell you something. I've been hiding it for about six weeks because I was scared to tell you...I'm pregnant." Papa's face went ghost white and then red and as soon as he opened his mouth I jumped in and said "just kidding! I dropped out of uni!" And he got tears in his eyes and said "oh thank god for that!"

Did not GAF that I stopped studying after that!
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Oh right, I misunderstood. I really shouldn't skim read so much :oops:

It's probably a good thing you said that to your Dad and not your Mum :D
 

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