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MEB_ said:
Why do you insist on making other people sick with your words?! Where is that vomit emoticon?!
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Happy to help MEB_ :p

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Sublime said:
Even the Renegades players were so desperate to get away from your PDA's that they threw the match 10 overs early. :D
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**** it was a shit game to go to. Stinking hot inside Etihad, the second innings was atrocious, my chips weren't salty enough. The only thing that saved the evening was the PDAs! :P
 

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reg_lower91 said:
As a fun little side topic, anyone got any awkward/ embarrassing first date stories?
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I've had some first date disasters!

On the first date with my most recent ex, we'll call him Tom for the purpose of this retelling, we started off the day with a ride on the infamous Melbourne Star. I am petrified of heights and the wheel is shit. We then drove into the city for a late lunch, and he accidentally parked in a space that became a tow-away zone after a certain time. We returned to the car literally 2 minutes after the certain time, and saw his car being loaded onto the tow truck. We then had to catch a taxi to Collingwood and pay $430 to get the car back.

To cheer ourselves up because we were quite grumpy after that, we decided to go to the movies at Chaddy. Everything was sold out except the first Twilight movie, and not knowing what it was about, we bought two tickets. Tom fell asleep within half an hour of the film starting and audibly snored in the cinema. I had to shake him to wake him and was mortified.
 
In year 8 I took a girl to the Perth Royal show and the first ride we decided to go on was the 'gravitron' which is a machine shaped like a spaceship and spins you so fast you are literally stuck against the wall and only really able to move your head.

After getting off this ride I felt extremely sick and luckily did not spew but spent the rest of the day feeling sorry for myself unable to go on any other rides.

And that was our one and only date, who knows without the gravitron, she could have been the one.
 
MEB_ said:
I've had some first date disasters!

On the first date with my most recent ex, we'll call him Tom for the purpose of this retelling, we started off the day with a ride on the infamous Melbourne Star. I am petrified of heights and the wheel is shit. We then drove into the city for a late lunch, and he accidentally parked in a space that became a tow-away zone after a certain time. We returned to the car literally 2 minutes after the certain time, and saw his car being loaded onto the tow truck. We then had to catch a taxi to Collingwood and pay $430 to get the car back.

To cheer ourselves up because we were quite grumpy after that, we decided to go to the movies at Chaddy. Everything was sold out except the first Twilight movie, and not knowing what it was about, we bought two tickets. Tom fell asleep within half an hour of the film starting and audibly snored in the cinema. I had to shake him to wake him and was mortified.
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Do tell MEB_ , i am sure you have another dozen or so stories [emoji6]
 

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