Toast The Singles Thread...

[MBIB]

Look i can't lie to all you ladies out there. I'm ugly, a bastard, love Star Trek and hate all sports. I only joined this stupid forum to get babes. How about it?

But it's a cute outfit...

 

[HBF]

Look i can't lie to all you ladies out there. I'm ugly, a bastard, love Star Trek and hate all sports. I only joined this stupid forum to get babes. How about it?

Gilly, is that you????

 

[Sublime]

But it's a cute outfit...

Oh wah wah we wah!

I can smell your camel toe from here!

Lets go for a date to Barnacle Bills? We can swing past Wobbies World on the way home, hopefully hook up on the helicopters.

 

[MBIB]

Trampolines or NOTHING!

 

[Alpha1]

I love Star Wars and I like paper planes.

 

[Tish]

couldn't really miss hitting pink with that bird....

 

[Sublime]

couldn't really miss hitting pink with that bird....

Classic!

Definite hotdog in a hallway chick.

 

[blue gunslinger]

hey alpha I thought you were getting a ride home from the frozen south

 

[Alpha1]

ummm lol... I am waiting Wednesday night I find out.

 

[Mister Carlton]

You're with CP, Alpha so it only leaves Subby, MC and Tish

Leave me out of that list...

 

[The Cranium]

Sounds like a threesome MC

 

[Tish]

I'm only single cause I'm good at it.

 

[Sublime]

I'm only single cause I'm good at it.

Good at being alone?

 

[The Cranium]

Good at being alone?

Good at bedroom tennis...

 

[Alpha1]

I have played.

 

[MBIB]

Not a fan of the Essendon coloured suite Alpha

 

[Alpha1]

lol nah MBIB did you tell you hubby?

 

[MBIB]

About your large arm?

 

[Alpha1]

Yes so I can use his power tools.

 

[celtic_pride]

Is Parrot on the market btw ???

 

[Alpha1]

Bird told me that parrot is hot and single.

 

[celtic_pride]

Alpha and Parrot on their first date

 

[Alpha1]

Ohhhh....

 

[The Cranium]

Guns and Parrot

 

[The Cranium]

Ohhhh....

Game set and match