Toast The Singles Thread...

[Salaryman]

Alpha1

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[Alpha1]

 

[blue gunslinger]

congrats to alpha on 100 replies to the thread. How many dates thus far?

 

[blue gunslinger]

 

[blue gunslinger]

careful what you wish for alpha

 

[The Cranium]

If its those dates he'll have a shitty hook up...

 

[blue gunslinger]

actually a picture of his shrivelled up testicle
When you don't use them and they are kept extremely cold.........................

 

[The Cranium]

Thanks for that....

 

[Alpha1]

Who has shrivelled nuts?

 

[Silvagnis]

Alpha, that alien from The Thing that killed everyone at Antarctica might actually be your type.

 

[Sublime]

I found yours Alpha!

 

[Alpha1]

Well at least my nuts are coloured.

 

[blue gunslinger]

blue due to cold

 

[Alpha1]

Are you offering CP?

 

[celtic_pride]

Nope, I'm sure that there is some willing and able single lasses here willing to tame the 'Alpha-beast' ???

How bout it Audrey or bluegal ???

 

[Sublime]

Whats the go with the sexual tension between you two?

 

[Alpha1]

They are both taken.

 

[The Cranium]

Maybe some latex Alpha...

 

[Alpha1]

Yes indeed I like a bit of black latex.

 

[blue gunslinger]

They are both taken.

She has a partner but Mistress is her occupation so I am sure bluegal could service you

 

[The Cranium]

 

[blue gunslinger]

I see you edited out the spikes in the bat - don't want to alarm alpha!

 

[Alpha1]

Don't like bat spikes.

 

[blue gunslinger]

you would not be in control and be in a position to argue. Saying no just aggrevates her

 

[Alpha1]

You know this from past experience I gather?