Toast The Singles Thread...

[Alpha1]

ohhhh

 

[HARV3Y]

haha if alpha is a boy does that make you guys old enough to be my father??

 

[Alpha1]

hahaaha well done madam.

 

[Sublime]

This isn't much of a singles thread if it's just me and Alpha :\-

I'm single also, i'm just yet to write my portfolio like Alpha's much famed one. I'm waiting for my glamour shots to come in from the photoshop...

 

[Cruiser23]

hahaaha well done madam.

See, chemistry already...

 

[Alpha1]

Chemistry should be stirred not shaken.

 

[The Cranium]

haha if alpha is a boy does that make you guys old enough to be my father??

Alpha acts like a boy because he wants to remain an alter boy....

 

[blue gunslinger]

haha if alpha is a boy does that make you guys old enough to be my father??

fine Penfolds red versus Rickadonna. He might make you feel light headed for a night but the next day you will be crook to your guts and live with regret.

 

[Sublime]

fine Penfolds red versus Rickadonna. He might make you feel light headed for a night but the next day you will be crook to your guts and live with regret.

While we're making comparisons, how about a nice medium rare rib eye steak compared to beef jerky?

 

[Alpha1]

Continue to laugh at my expense, but soon the world will be mine.

 

[blue gunslinger]

Considering my fitness level at the moment I would be a Salmon fillet and alpha a tin of PAL!

 

[Sublime]

Continue to laugh at my expense, but soon the world will be mine.

No offence, but you'll struggle to please the ladies while in Antarctica. Once you take enormous arctic shrinkage into account, you'll be hard pressed to make them happy.

I'd suggest to move to a hot and humid climate, to maximise your chances of impressing the ladies.

 

[Alpha1]

I thought they like small, soft, cuddly things?

 

[Mister Carlton]

haha if alpha is a boy does that make you guys old enough to be my father??

They are...

 

[Sublime]

I thought they like small, soft, cuddly things?

Just a tip. Whatever you think they want... do the opposite.

 

[Alpha1]

Thanks for the tipping subby.

 

[The Exorcist]

Coming from today's The Age you singles may want to consider Tim Holding's partner

You may also consider mine - because of JR I'm on the verge of changing teams

 

[Mister Carlton]

**** off then!

 

[HARV3Y]

I'm thinking Friday night's my best chance to find a new guy! I don't know how many people the Gabba holds but I'll assume 60k-70k (??). Say 15k are Calrton supporters (probably an over-estimation). Assuming that 70% of those are coming from interstate (DNW long distance relationship!), that leaves 4500 Carlton fans that are from Brissy.

Now I'd assume 10% of those fall in the appropriate age bracket (20's) and 25% are female - now we're looking at 337. Now I'll assume 40% are shorter than me (yuck (under 6foot)) we're down to 200. At least 100 of them I'll never see in the sea of people. At least 75% of them I wont fancy and at least 75% of them wont fancy me and don't forget that 60% of them are already attached!

So of the 60 or 70 thousand people attending the game there's about 7 guys that would be a welcome and willing companion hahahha

.... or I could get drunk and not care so much

 

[Sublime]

I'm thinking Friday night's my best chance to find a new guy! I don't know how many people the Gabba holds but I'll assume 60k-70k (??). Say 15k are Calrton supporters (probably an over-estimation). Assuming that 70% of those are coming from interstate (DNW long distance relationship!), that leaves 4500 Carlton fans that are from Brissy.

Now I'd assume 10% of those fall in the appropriate age bracket (20's) and 25% are female - now we're looking at 337. Now I'll assume 40% are shorter than me (yuck (under 6foot)) we're down to 200. At least 100 of them I'll never see in the sea of people. At least 75% of them I wont fancy and at least 75% of them wont fancy me and don't forget that 60% of them are already attached!

So of the 60 or 70 thousand people attending the game there's about 7 guys that would be a welcome and willing companion hahahha

.... or I could get drunk and not care so much

Just get smashed and grab the closest male. Simple theory. Worry about all he other factors in the morning

 

[celtic_pride]

I'm thinking Friday night's my best chance to find a new guy! I don't know how many people the Gabba holds but I'll assume 60k-70k (??). Say 15k are Calrton supporters (probably an over-estimation). Assuming that 70% of those are coming from interstate (DNW long distance relationship!), that leaves 4500 Carlton fans that are from Brissy.

Now I'd assume 10% of those fall in the appropriate age bracket (20's) and 25% are female - now we're looking at 337. Now I'll assume 40% are shorter than me (yuck (under 6foot)) we're down to 200. At least 100 of them I'll never see in the sea of people. At least 75% of them I wont fancy and at least 75% of them wont fancy me and don't forget that 60% of them are already attached!

So of the 60 or 70 thousand people attending the game there's about 7 guys that would be a welcome and willing companion hahahha

.... or I could get drunk and not care so much

Oh dear, your a single female carlton fan, admitting to looking for a new beau ??
Just wait for all the desperate grubs to try and pick you up here on this board

 

[Sublime]

Oh dear, your a single female carlton fan, admitting to looking for a new beau ??
Just wait for all the desperate grubs to try and pick you up here on this board

Ahhhh, you're using reverse psychology on this one i see c_p. Make everyone out to be desperate and then float on in like LL Cool J.

Nice angle

 

[HARV3Y]

Oh dear, your a single female carlton fan, admitting to looking for a new beau ??
Just wait for all the desperate grubs to try and pick you up here on this board

hahaha nah I've tested the waters here - everyone's outside my age bracket so it wont be a problem

 

[HARV3Y]

Just get smashed and grab the closest male. Simple theory. Worry about all he other factors in the morning

hahaha I wish it were that easy!

 

[MBIB]

hahaha I wish it were that easy!

Who knows if it's a close game you might get a bit drunk and when the siren sounds it could be a 'New Years' moment where you hug a stranger, etc etc