Toast The Singles Thread...

[The Cranium]

For Alpha

 

[Alpha1]

Single ladies where are you?

 

[blue gunslinger]

any dates since your return alpha?

 

[The Cranium]

 

[Alpha1]

I thought the single ladies would be flooding this thread, but all I see is desperate attached men, must mean something that.

 

[blue gunslinger]

Trust me desperate is the last word to describe me

 

[The Cranium]

And me as well, had a monster session last night, Czech girls, simly amazing

 

[blue gunslinger]

So you tore down an iron curtain or 2?

 

[The Cranium]

red carpet treatment...burns

 

[Alpha1]

Maybe I should head off to the Eastern European countries.

 

[The Cranium]

Yes you should, give it 5 years, they will be like Western Europe...

 

[Tish]

And me as well, had a monster session last night, Czech girls, simly amazing

Same but replace Czech with ugly and I'm a winner.

Maybe Girls don't like me cause I'm easier than sunday morning

 

[The Cranium]

Same but replace Czech with ugly and I'm a winner.

Maybe Girls don't like me cause I'm easier than sunday morning

I'm sure Alpha will share his juice with you...

 

[blue gunslinger]

Same but replace Czech with ugly and I'm a winner.

Maybe Girls don't like me cause I'm easier than sunday morning

I started a joke that started the whole world crying
The joke was on me!

 

[Tish]

I thought this was a Bee Gees free zone??

I'm off to watch star Trek and play online games.... oh wait... now I get it

 

[bLuEbOy1984]

i havent been on for yonks but Alpha have you had any luck while i have been away ?

 

[Alpha1]

No, no not at all.

 

[The Cranium]

No, no not at all.

You may find this handy Alpha

 

[Tish]

You may find this handy Alpha

DIY, amazing

 

[blue gunslinger]

went out last night for first time in ages
you single blokes are not trying very hard - plenty of beautiful young girls out there begging for it but alas it is not I that can deliver them to heaven!

 

[Alpha1]

Well it's impossible.

 

[The Cranium]

went out last night for first time in ages
you single blokes are not trying very hard - plenty of beautiful young girls out there begging for it but alas it is not I that can deliver them to heaven!

If you live in a wardrobe like Alpha, all you may find is a fur coat.

 

[Mister Carlton]

or a giant lion..

 

[Malifice]

Are we hanging out on an internet forum trying to get laid?

Has there ever been any success from such a technique?

 

[Sublime]

Are we hanging out on an internet forum trying to get laid?

Has there ever been any success from such a technique?

Suppose it would depend on how picky you are!