Toast The Singles Thread...

[The Cranium]

My neighbours daughter turned 18 yesterday and I saw them leaving to hit the town
My goodness they were not wearing much
Not looking forward to my daughters getting closer to that dangerous age
Were we ever so carefree and reckless?

 

[Alpha1]

No harm in looking I suppose.

 

[The Cranium]

I had to post this in two threads as it was very appropriate

 

[Alpha1]

How much?

 

[Mister Carlton]

Very cheap.

 

[Alpha1]

.50 cents?

 

[The Cranium]

You'd be lucky to get a peck on the cheek for 0.50C

 

[Alpha1]

Well I am not a rich man.

 

[blue gunslinger]

Money is not everything they want!

 

[Alpha1]

I have so much to offer yet I am alone.

 

[The Cranium]

Money is not everything they want!

Most say to me...."Super size me"

 

[Alpha1]

And then you wake up?

 

[blue gunslinger]

spring carnival is easy picking alpha
Hot girls dressed up and drunk. Even you should be able to get the stirrups out and the whip in hand!

 

[The Cranium]

spring carnival is easy picking alpha
Hot girls dressed up and drunk. Even you should be able to get the stirrups out and the whip in hand!

Alpha will probably end up with a gelding....

 

[Salaryman]

Could this be our very own Alpha ??

Man Sues Lynx after failing to get a girlfriend

 

[MBIB]

Could this be our very own Alpha ??

Man Sues Lynx after failing to get a girlfriend

I don't know whether to laugh or cry

 

[Silvagnis]

Could this be our very own Alpha ??

Man Sues Lynx after failing to get a girlfriend

I was wanting to post a Lynx commercial for Alpha as a gift, but I couldn't find the clip on Youtube.

 

[Salaryman]

I don't know whether to laugh or perspire

fixed

 

[HBF]

spring carnival is easy picking alpha
Hot girls dressed up and drunk. Even you should be able to get the stirrups out and the whip in hand!

Easier than shooting fish in a barrel Guns.

 

[Sublime]

I was wanting to post a Lynx commercial for Alpha as a gift, but I couldn't find the clip on Youtube.

Ask and thou shalt receive. This couldn't possibly be a better ad.

(Lynx is branded as Axe in most other places around the world)

[YOUTUBE]gEHjnNUawww[/YOUTUBE]

 

[Sublime]

Ask and thou shalt receive. This couldn't possibly be a better ad.

(Lynx is branded as Axe in most other places around the world)

[youtube]gEHjnNUawww[/youtube]

And lets be honest, after watching that, i can't blame the poor guy for suing them!

 

[The Cranium]

Alpha, please note, don't look at the Mantlepiece when stoking the fire......

 

[The Cranium]

Hot off the press....

 

[Dramoth]

damn... funniest thing I have read in eons on here... well not since DBlues tried to be a serious poster...

 

[Alpha1]

I guess my Christmas present is the single life.