Toast The Singles Thread...

[The Cranium]

I guess my Christmas present is the single life.

I heard of the 12 days of Xmas, looks like yours is the 12 months of Xmas...

 

[Dramoth]

I heard of the 12 days of Xmas, looks like yours is the 12 months of Xmas...

He wouldnt be complaining when it came to the months with the maids a milking and the ladies dancing...

But the rest of us might be worried about him with the rest of them...

 

[Alpha1]

Well if any women out there want to give me a Christmas to remember send me a message.

 

[The Cranium]

Well if any women out there want to give me a Christmas to remember send me a message.

Message just in Alpha....

 

[Mister Carlton]

Well if any women out there want to give me a Christmas to remember send me a message.

Hey baby.

 

[Alpha1]

Ohhhh

 

[The Cranium]

Ohhhh

Make sure you write your name on the bottom of your shoes....

 

[Dramoth]

Ohhhh

Ohh come on Alpha, there are men in Africa who would love a woman like that... she would feed a village for a month with just an arm...

 

[BlueNorthernRage]

Ohh come on Alpha, there are men in Africa who would love a woman like that... she would feed a village for a month with just an arm...

Just as long as we don't ever see her again I will be happy

 

[Dramoth]

Just as long as we don't ever see her again I will be happy

I agree with you on that... maybe we could get greenpeace in to tow her back out to sea

 

[BlueNorthernRage]

I agree with you on that... maybe we could get greenpeace in to tow her back out to sea

Is that even possible??? do they make machines that tough to hold such a thing in??

 

[Alpha1]

Well I am sure they do.

 

[The Cranium]

Post 366 and still no luck Alpha...

 

[Alpha1]

I don't think there are any women on BF.

 

[blue gunslinger]

perhaps they are too fearfull

 

[Alpha1]

Nothing to be fearful of.

 

[The Cranium]

Yes they do...

Have you seen the movie Dam Busters....

 

[blue gunslinger]

 

[Sublime]

That text is far too small. Does it come in larger breast version? Needs-a-stretchin'.

 

[blue gunslinger]

No but I have my finger on her hold button

 

[melissai9]

im female,
but i know how much you love collingwood supporters -.-

 

[Sublime]

im female,
but i know how much you love collingwood supporters -.-

Who in the what now?

 

[The Cranium]

im female,
but i know how much you love collingwood supporters -.-

Yes, yes we do

 

[Tish]

im female,
but i know how much you love collingwood supporters -.-

Look, I'm a big carlton lad, So I'm willing to take the collingwood girl grenade?

am i right? am i right?

 

[Mister Carlton]

im female,
but i know how much you love collingwood supporters -.-

Hi Daisy!