Toast The Singles Thread...

[King of Ruin]

Oh you won't. Because you know I am the shit.

 

[HBF]

Oh you won't. Because you know I am the shit.

We're going to look like Danny De Vito and Arnie walking through Melbourne.

 

[MrsEddieBetts]

YES.

 

[King of Ruin]

We're going to look like Danny De Vito and Arnie walking through Melbourne.

Hence my twins reference.

We'll be cooler though, with our half bald heads.

 

[BlueBelle]

Straight over his half shaven head

 

[HBF]

Hence my twins reference.

We'll be cooler though, with our half bald heads.

Yeah I got that the first time thank you captain obvious....

 

[King of Ruin]

Yeah I got that the first time thank you captain obvious....

My bad. Things fly over your head all the time. Safe to just double up.

 

[MrsEddieBetts]

If you guys have your twins night out I demand photographic evidence!

 

[King of Ruin]

If you guys have your twins night out I demand photographic evidence!

And what if we refuse?

 

[MrsEddieBetts]

And what if we refuse?

Don't be bitchy. I don't have much excitement in my life at the moment.

 

[HBF]

If you guys have your twins night out I demand photographic evidence!

What happens out on the town, stays out on the town.

 

[AceAndy]

What happens out on the town, stays out on the town.

No I think MEB is right , photographic evidence required.

 

[MrsEddieBetts]

Fine then. I'll just have to find you

 

[King of Ruin]

Fine then. I'll just have to find you

Just follow the bars and clubs that have ran out of booze.

 

[BlueBelle]

Wouldn't be too hard to find

 

[MrsEddieBetts]

Wouldn't be too hard to find

that's exactly what I was thinking.

 

[Aphrodite]

If you guys have your twins night out I demand photographic evidence!

 

[Stig O'Hara]

Numbers is safe, the tea is tepid.

 

[JamisonRun40]

No photo evidence, then it didn't happen.

 

[MrsEddieBetts]

Holy mackerel. I'm in the waiting room at the docs and there is a total babe here. We're both sniffly and gross but we keep stealing looks at each other.

WHY DOES THIS ONLY HAPPEN WHEN I LOOK LIKE SHIT?

 

[Jatz]

Holy mackerel. I'm in the waiting room at the docs and there is a total babe here. We're both sniffly and gross but we keep stealing looks at each other.

WHY DOES THIS ONLY HAPPEN WHEN I LOOK LIKE SHIT?

He thinks he looks like shit as well! Go for it!

 

[MrsEddieBetts]

He thinks he looks like shit as well! Go for it!

hahaha and what's my line?

 

[Jatz]

hahaha and what's my line?

I was hoping you might know? I've been single for 5 years, not sure you want any pick up lines from me haha.

 

[happydude]

hahaha and what's my line?

Come here often?


It works because it's cheesey both are sick and it will get a laugh as it's obviously not serious, will break the ice.

 

[Jatz]

Come here often?


It works because it's cheesey both are sick and it will get a laugh as it's obviously not serious, will break the ice.

See, this guy knows!