Toast The Singles Thread...

[Styxx]

My parents have had a conflicting outlook on that.

Dad would prefer I randomly got a girl pregnant than say contracting an STD. This is because he has a dodgy heart and while not pressuring about it, feels he may pass on before he becomes a grandfather.

Mum, would prefer I get an STD. Either because she would prefer I get married first or she is ****ed in the head.

Way too timid and socially awkward to get either really.

 

[HBF]

You need to come out with the boys on our BF boys night out Styxx

 

[MrsEddieBetts]

My parents have had a conflicting outlook on that.

Dad would prefer I randomly got a girl pregnant than say contracting an STD. This is because he has a dodgy heart and while not pressuring about it, feels he may pass on before he becomes a grandfather.

Mum, would prefer I get an STD. Either because she would prefer I get married first or she is ****** in the head.

Way too timid and socially awkward to get either really.

Shy guys can be really, really endearing and are some of the most interesting men I've met

 

[Sublime]

You need to come out with the boys on our BF boys night out Styxx

Be sure to bring a chair too Styxx, you'll be outside Victoria's Secret for the long haul.

 

[MrsEddieBetts]

I just found out that there's a Victoria's Secret in the Emporium building...I need to get a second credit card, stat

 

[Sublime]

The thought of ever having 1 credit card sends shivers down my spine.

The thought of having 2 is truly horrifying!

 

[JamisonRun40]

Good grief my dad has never put pressure on my sister or I to have kids or anything.

 

[Jatz]

You need to come out with the boys on our BF boys night out Styxx

Going to have to make the trip down for this night.

We will be officially the weirdest group ever haha.

 

[Jeremias]

We will be officially the weirdest group ever haha.

Just wait until I hand out our personalized BigFooty Blues caps.

 

[Jatz]

Just wait until I hand out our personalized BigFooty Blues caps.

Can't wait to see mine

 

[Aphrodite]

Going to have to make the trip down for this night.

We will be officially the weirdest group ever haha.

You sure will hanging out in front of Victoria's Secret at the airport.

 

[Jatz]

You sure will hanging out in front of Victoria's Secret at the airport.

Hahahaha, I might give that particular 'night out' a miss

 

[happydude]

Hahahaha, I might give that particular 'night out' a miss

That's the first stop. Then onto some other events around the Melbourne cbd like trolling for babes

 

[MrsEddieBetts]

All my single gal pals will be lining up for you fellas!

 

[happydude]

All my single gal pals will be lining up for you fellas!

We could have a grease style dance off.

 

[MrsEddieBetts]

We could have a grease style dance off.

How convenient that dancing is my only talent!

 

[Styxx]

That would be very interesting. Would need to balance work with it as it's a trek from Wodonga needed to be made on my behalf.

 

[happydude]

That would be very interesting. Would need to balance work with it as it's a trek from Wodonga needed to be made on my behalf.

I'd be heading in from Moe haha

 

[HBF]

The thought of ever having 1 credit card sends shivers down my spine.

The thought of having 2 is truly horrifying!

I've got 3.
Time to become an adult Subby.

 

[happydude]

I got 1,i don't even want that. When it's paid off its gone.

Stupid engagement ring....

 

[HBF]

How convenient that dancing is my only talent!

I thought you were coming along as well Mebby...

 

[Sublime]

I've got 3.
Time to become an adult Subby.

It isn't adult to pay for things with my own money rather than use credit?

 

[Jatz]

That would be very interesting. Would need to balance work with it as it's a trek from Wodonga needed to be made on my behalf.

I'd be heading in from Moe haha

I'm coming from Sydney lads, count yourselves lucky

 

[happydude]

It isn't adult to pay for things with my own money rather than use credit?

Don't give into the proverbial game of musical chairs known as the debt cycle

 

[Sublime]

Don't give into the proverbial game of musical chairs known as the debt cycle

Oh i won't. The only thing i have that i don't own outright is my house, but a mortgage is unavoidable unless you're Richie Rich.