Media The Smiles travel diary

Discussion in 'The Sweet F.A. (SFA) - Fantasy Footy League' started by SarahSmiles, Jun 5, 2018.

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  1. SarahSmiles

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    Dear Diary

    It was 6:32 on the morning of the 5th of June as I left my house with my bag packed to say good bye to my team mates before I went on my end of season trip. Arriving at the colosseum, I made a bee-line straight to haydo to say good bye to him before he passed out. "See ya haydo mate" I said. haydo stared at me with bloodshot eyes, took a couple of panadols and passed out. "Big mad Monday" I muttered to myself stepping over him and to @Catcus_ and BLERN two guys who were joining me for the first leg of my trip. They were all packed and ready to go and that's when our adventure would have started if @catus_ didn't run to the bathroom to throw up for the 12th time in a 24 hour period. BLERN and I waited patiently and chatted to Yakker who it appeared had fallen asleep in the change rooms. We were just about to leave for real when U2tigers ran up to me. "Sarah!" He yelled. "You know how you ordered 600 SarahSmiles jumpers for the premiership part. Well you hit a few too many 0's because there are 6,000,000 waiting for you in the back room. Be careful though I think NickCC fell asleep in them." I looked to BLERN and we both said at the same time "They're coming with us" So after all that drama we were on the plane. When booking the tickets I specifically avoided booking tiger air because I was ******* sick of the Furies. Of course because we're cheap skates I booked JetStar and low and behold we ran into hotkorma StFly and Fryer Tuck . From there the flight we un eventful except when I was arrested for dropping 500,000 Smiles jumpers into China.

    After too many hours, multiple flights (and several bottles of plane tequila for Cactus_) we arrived in our small Sacramento apartment. We had plans to meet up with an old friend of mine who makes kombucha then travel down to San Francisco and explore Alcatraz
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    Until next time Smiles out
     

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  2. Yakker

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    So I was talking in my sleep?
     
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    Is that Gary Ayres at the back?
     
  5. haydo

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    I'm tagged but have no idea what this is
     
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  7. SarahSmiles

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    Who do you play for (Join the Wonders)
     
  8. SarahSmiles

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    It's a story about you passing out after our mad monday celebrations and me going to the US and beyond with BLERN and Cactus_
     
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  9. The Half Back

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    Jetstar flights to Sacramento? Flying over China? Multiple stops? As a travel agent, can confirm that this story has more holes than Swiss Cheese...
     
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  10. SarahSmiles

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    Shut up with your realism.
     
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  11. The Half Back

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    Next time you need post season travel booked, let me know xx
     

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  12. kdavva74

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    wHAT IS THIS inferior DIARY
     
  13. Yakker

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    I have always found Norco Choccy milk to be sub par in the flavoured milk stakes...... Oh, DIARY, not DAIRY.... carry on

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  14. SarahSmiles

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    Keep your Dairy. I'm lactose intolerant.
     
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    Really? I consider it my 4th favourite North American sport.
     
  16. The Half Back

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    In front of Ice Hockey, you're kidding yourself kadava (your new nickname btw) you won't last three weeks in this sim with comments like that.
     
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    Don't make an ass out of I and yourself, my order is basketball, ice hockey, gridiron, lacrosse!
     
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  18. SarahSmiles

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    You're supposed to say EFA (edited for accuracy) when you change someones quote
     
  19. kdavva74

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    Forgive me, my elder, for I am still uneducated in the ways of the SFA.
     
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  20. The Half Back

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    That's even more insulting, you know that baseball is America's favourite pastime yeh?
     
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  21. kdavva74

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    I keep being told I should like it because I'm into statistics but I really just can't. I'd imagine it's exactly the same for an American with Test cricket.
     
  22. The Half Back

    The Half Back The Barney Stinson of the SFA

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    Well this part of your post have saved you plenty of credibility.
     
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    Haha I'm a caller for Champion Data.
     
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  24. SarahSmiles

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    That is a cool job.
     
  25. kdavva74

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    Sorry for derailing your thread. Tell us more about your travels.
     
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