Rodney Dangerfield
Doesn’t matter
Round 15 Leaderboard
13- miggs (Bombers)
13- Tarkyn_24 (Demons)
10- BallaratBulldog (wonders)
10- TY24 (Hawks)
9- Metalcrusher (Bears)
9- ClarkeM (Wonders)
8- TheInjuryFactory (Warriors)
8- SarahSmiles (Swamprats)
8- KohPhi (Bombers)
As I myself lurch from s**t season to s**t season as a laughing stock in the league I wondered just what it is I can get out of my Sweet FA career?
What are my strengths? What can I be good at? What Legacy can I leave?
I thought long and hard and as the days turn into weeks and the weeks turned into months my empty head remained empty.
And then I thought don’t fight it Rodders you know exactly what you’re good at,you’re good at being s**t so embrace your shitness,celebrate your shitness!
The only thing I’ve ever been good at in this league is passing on my shitness to others in my kiss of death series back long ago when the Bushwood Country Club thrived pre Covid days, when Wang would get the guest pissed and we’d just hang s**t on them pre the days when everything was offensive.
Today Wang and I would hang.
But one thing years of being s**t has taught me is to judge just who really is s**t in this league not everyone can be truly greatly s**t. It takes a special type of shitness you must be able to play in an array of positions you must be able to play ruck rover and not tackle play fall forward for no goals weeks on end,play fullback have bags upon bags kicked on you, play an almost 200 game career without a hitout,take teams who are full of promise crashing to the bottom of the ladder.
Just playing in a back pocket or a forward pocket and not accumulating stats does not make one s**t, plenty of these types of players have existed in the sweet FA they’ve played in premierships, they played in some of the main positions and had huge seasons that’s not s**t, s**t is doing it year after year after year playing all over the park maintaining your shitness.
I have literally walked away from teams ensuring that they have instant success, that my friends is s**t so I think I’m very well placed to judge just who really is s**t.
So this season I am going to be casting a keen eye over Match threads once again and I’ll be voting 3-2–1 on who I deem to be the shittest players in the game for the Spitcoal Medal, Shittest Players In This campaigner Of A League. I could have called it the Rodders Medal or something but that would make me a w***er and I am also allowing myself to be judged and voted on by myself.
I’m currently $2.30 favorite.
Wang called me last night pleading for it to be based on the Shittest Player In This Crappy Underwhelming Mess, The Spitcum Medal he argued has a better ring to it.
“Times have changed my friend” I said to my old mate “you a sof cun thee day Ronny” he said as he hung up on me.
I’ll be endeavoring to give brief write ups on the very Shittest performances each week with the votes, some will view it as belittling.. and it is.
13- miggs (Bombers)
13- Tarkyn_24 (Demons)
10- BallaratBulldog (wonders)
10- TY24 (Hawks)
9- Metalcrusher (Bears)
9- ClarkeM (Wonders)
8- TheInjuryFactory (Warriors)
8- SarahSmiles (Swamprats)
8- KohPhi (Bombers)
As I myself lurch from s**t season to s**t season as a laughing stock in the league I wondered just what it is I can get out of my Sweet FA career?
What are my strengths? What can I be good at? What Legacy can I leave?
I thought long and hard and as the days turn into weeks and the weeks turned into months my empty head remained empty.
And then I thought don’t fight it Rodders you know exactly what you’re good at,you’re good at being s**t so embrace your shitness,celebrate your shitness!
The only thing I’ve ever been good at in this league is passing on my shitness to others in my kiss of death series back long ago when the Bushwood Country Club thrived pre Covid days, when Wang would get the guest pissed and we’d just hang s**t on them pre the days when everything was offensive.
Today Wang and I would hang.
But one thing years of being s**t has taught me is to judge just who really is s**t in this league not everyone can be truly greatly s**t. It takes a special type of shitness you must be able to play in an array of positions you must be able to play ruck rover and not tackle play fall forward for no goals weeks on end,play fullback have bags upon bags kicked on you, play an almost 200 game career without a hitout,take teams who are full of promise crashing to the bottom of the ladder.
Just playing in a back pocket or a forward pocket and not accumulating stats does not make one s**t, plenty of these types of players have existed in the sweet FA they’ve played in premierships, they played in some of the main positions and had huge seasons that’s not s**t, s**t is doing it year after year after year playing all over the park maintaining your shitness.
I have literally walked away from teams ensuring that they have instant success, that my friends is s**t so I think I’m very well placed to judge just who really is s**t.
So this season I am going to be casting a keen eye over Match threads once again and I’ll be voting 3-2–1 on who I deem to be the shittest players in the game for the Spitcoal Medal, Shittest Players In This campaigner Of A League. I could have called it the Rodders Medal or something but that would make me a w***er and I am also allowing myself to be judged and voted on by myself.
I’m currently $2.30 favorite.
Wang called me last night pleading for it to be based on the Shittest Player In This Crappy Underwhelming Mess, The Spitcum Medal he argued has a better ring to it.
“Times have changed my friend” I said to my old mate “you a sof cun thee day Ronny” he said as he hung up on me.
I’ll be endeavoring to give brief write ups on the very Shittest performances each week with the votes, some will view it as belittling.. and it is.
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