Media THE SPITCOAL MEDAL Round 1

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Rodney Dangerfield

Doesn’t matter
Mar 28, 2005
36,064
83,917
Melbourne
AFL Club
Richmond
Other Teams
Liverpool,Bournemouth
As I myself lurch from sh*t season to sh*t season as a laughing stock in the league I wondered just what it is I can get out of my Sweet FA career?

What are my strengths? What can I be good at? What Legacy can I leave?

I thought long and hard and as the days turn into weeks and the weeks turned into months my empty head remained empty.
And then I thought don’t fight it Rodders you know exactly what you’re good at,you’re good at being sh*t so embrace your shitness,celebrate your shitness!

The only thing I’ve ever been good at in this league is passing on my shitness to others in my kiss of death series back long ago when the Bushwood Country Club thrived pre Covid days, when Wang would get the guest pissed and we’d just hang sh*t on them pre the days when everything was offensive.

Today Wang and I would hang.
But one thing years of being sh*t has taught me is to judge just who really is sh*t in this league not everyone can be truly greatly sh*t. It takes a special type of shitness you must be able to play in an array of positions you must be able to play ruck rover and not tackle play fall forward for no goals weeks on end,play fullback have bags upon bags kicked on you, play an almost 200 game career without a hitout,take teams who are full of promise crashing to the bottom of the ladder.

Just playing in a back pocket or a forward pocket and not accumulating stats does not make one sh*t, plenty of these types of players have existed in the sweet FA they’ve played in premierships, they played in some of the main positions and had huge seasons that’s not sh*t, sh*t is doing it year after year after year playing all over the park maintaining your shitness.

I have literally walked away from teams ensuring that they have instant success, that my friends is sh*t so I think I’m very well placed to judge just who really is sh*t.

So this season I am going to be casting a keen eye over Match threads once again and I’ll be voting 3-2–1 on who I deem to be the shittest players in the game for the Spitcoal Medal, Shittest Players In This campaigner Of A League. I could have called it the Rodders Medal or something but that would make me a w***er and I am also allowing myself to be judged and voted on by myself.
I’m currently $2.30 favorite.

Wang called me last night pleading for it to be based on the Shittest Player In This Crappy Underwhelming Mess, The Spitcum Medal he argued has a better ring to it.
“Times have changed my friend” I said to my old mate “you a sof cun thee day Ronny” he said as he hung up on me.
I’ll be endeavoring to give brief write ups on the very Shittest performances each week with the votes, some will view it as belittling.. and it is.
 
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The Filth Wizard

These Meats Are Spoiled
Jul 26, 2007
71,896
93,380
The Throne
AFL Club
North Melbourne
Other Teams
Arsenal, Gold City Royals
As I myself lurch from sh*t season to sh*t season as a laughing stock in the league I wondered just what it is I can get out of my Sweet FA career?
What are my strengths? What can I be good at? What Legacy can I leave?
I thought long and hard and as the days turn into weeks and the weeks turned into months my empty head remained empty.
And then I thought don’t fight it Rodders you know exactly what you’re good at,you’re good at being sh*t so embrace your shitness,celebrate your shitness!
The only thing I’ve ever been good at in this league is passing on my shitness to others in my kiss of death series back long ago when the Bushwood Country Club thrived pre Covid days, when Wang would get the guest pissed and we’d just hang sh*t on them pre the days when everything was offensive.
Today Wang and I would hang.
But one thing years of being sh*t has taught me is to judge just who really is sh*t in this league not everyone can be truly greatly sh*t. It takes a special type of shitness you must be able to play in an array of positions you must be able to play ruck rover and not tackle play fall forward for no goals weeks on end,play fullback have bags upon bags kicked on you, play an almost 200 game career without a hitout,take teams who are full of promise crashing to the bottom of the ladder. Just playing in a back pocket or a forward pocket and not accumulating stats does not make one sh*t plenty of these types of players have existed in the sweet FA they’ve played in premierships they played in some of the main positions and had huge seasons that’s not sh*t sh*t is doing it year after year after year playing all over the park maintaining your shitness.
I have literally walked away from teams ensuring that they have instant success that my friends is sh*t so I think I’m very well placed to judge just who really is sh*t.
So this season I am going to be casting a keen eye over Match threads once again and I’ll be voting 3-2–1 on who I deem to be the shittest players in the game for the Spitcoal Medal, Shittest Players In This campaigner Of A League. I could have called it the Rodders Medal or something but that would make me a w***er and I am also allowing myself to be judged and voted on by myself.
I’m currently $2.30 favorite.
Wang called me last night pleading for it to be based on the Shittest Player In This Crappy Underwhelming Mess, The Spitcum Medal he argued has a better ring to it.
“Times have changed my friend” I said to my old mate “you a sof cun thee day Ronny” he said as he hung up on me.
I’ll be endeavoring to give brief write ups on the very Shittest performances each week with the votes, some will view it as belittling.. and it is.
You walked away from the Royals and we stayed just as sh*t, in fairness.
 

Rodney Dangerfield

Doesn’t matter
Mar 28, 2005
36,064
83,917
Melbourne
AFL Club
Richmond
Other Teams
Liverpool,Bournemouth
You walked away from the Royals and we stayed just as sh*t, in fairness.
Not even I can help the Royals mate but I did leave a legacy with some of the Shittest individual games every played and you were very fortunate to be there.
 

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Ant Bear

Hall of Famer
Dec 7, 2012
33,186
72,232
Underground
AFL Club
Port Adelaide
Other Teams
Port Magpies, West Coast Wonders,
As I myself lurch from sh*t season to sh*t season as a laughing stock in the league I wondered just what it is I can get out of my Sweet FA career?
What are my strengths? What can I be good at? What Legacy can I leave?
I thought long and hard and as the days turn into weeks and the weeks turned into months my empty head remained empty.
And then I thought don’t fight it Rodders you know exactly what you’re good at,you’re good at being sh*t so embrace your shitness,celebrate your shitness!
The only thing I’ve ever been good at in this league is passing on my shitness to others in my kiss of death series back long ago when the Bushwood Country Club thrived pre Covid days, when Wang would get the guest pissed and we’d just hang sh*t on them pre the days when everything was offensive.
Today Wang and I would hang.
But one thing years of being sh*t has taught me is to judge just who really is sh*t in this league not everyone can be truly greatly sh*t. It takes a special type of shitness you must be able to play in an array of positions you must be able to play ruck rover and not tackle play fall forward for no goals weeks on end,play fullback have bags upon bags kicked on you, play an almost 200 game career without a hitout,take teams who are full of promise crashing to the bottom of the ladder. Just playing in a back pocket or a forward pocket and not accumulating stats does not make one sh*t plenty of these types of players have existed in the sweet FA they’ve played in premierships they played in some of the main positions and had huge seasons that’s not sh*t sh*t is doing it year after year after year playing all over the park maintaining your shitness.
I have literally walked away from teams ensuring that they have instant success that my friends is sh*t so I think I’m very well placed to judge just who really is sh*t.
So this season I am going to be casting a keen eye over Match threads once again and I’ll be voting 3-2–1 on who I deem to be the shittest players in the game for the Spitcoal Medal, Shittest Players In This campaigner Of A League. I could have called it the Rodders Medal or something but that would make me a w***er and I am also allowing myself to be judged and voted on by myself.
I’m currently $2.30 favorite.
Wang called me last night pleading for it to be based on the Shittest Player In This Crappy Underwhelming Mess, The Spitcum Medal he argued has a better ring to it.
“Times have changed my friend” I said to my old mate “you a sof cun thee day Ronny” he said as he hung up on me.
I’ll be endeavoring to give brief write ups on the very Shittest performances each week with the votes, some will view it as belittling.. and it is.
China called, they would like their Great Wall Of Text back.
 

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Kennedy Parker

💸💸💸💸💸
Jul 9, 2015
25,987
50,593
Ivory Tower
AFL Club
Sydney
Other Teams
Sydney Sixers, Gold City Royals
Not even I can help the Royals mate but I did leave a legacy with some of the Shittest individual games every played and you were very fortunate to be there.
At least you can always hang your hat on your debut for the Royals where you kicked as many goals as the entire Bombers team.
 

Kennedy Parker

💸💸💸💸💸
Jul 9, 2015
25,987
50,593
Ivory Tower
AFL Club
Sydney
Other Teams
Sydney Sixers, Gold City Royals
Is that true?
Yes :)
Polled your first ever Mobbs votes after 121 games here.

AFTER-MATCH SUMMARY :
Rich (BB code):
GCR SENIORS Vs BOM SENIORS
GCR               4    1        7    4        8    6        11   7    73      
BOM               0    1        0    2        1    2        2    4    16      
GCR        HO  K  M  H  T  FF FA G  B   Dt  BOM         HO  K  M  H  T  FF FA G  B   Dt
Bipolarbea  0  3  0  2  0  0  0  0  0   13  beez         0  2  2  5  0  0  0  0  0   22
Smartys Po  0  2  2  2  1  1  0  0  0   21  Shermy       0  5  4  7  1  0  1  0  0   42
MWPP        0  0  0  2  0  0  0  0  0    4  LicoriceAl   0  3  2  3  0  0  0  0  0   21
Helfarch    0  5  5  5  1  1  0  0  0   45  akkaps       0  4  3  13 1  2  1  0  0   50
Cloud_      0  3  2  7  0  0  0  0  0   29  Blue__Ball   0  0  0  1  0  0  0  0  0    2
Dennis Con  0  4  2  8  0  0  0  0  0   34  I bleed Bl   0  7  3  3  0  1  2  0  0   31
Footypie32  0  8  5  7  0  1  0  0  0   54  CALL ME SN   0  8  3  6  0  0  5  0  0   30
Butler      0  4  3  4  3  0  3  0  1   33  ArgusTuft    0  10 3  4  1  0  2  0  1   46
CakeEater   0  12 7  8  0  4  0  0  0   77  nahnah       0  7  5  7  1  0  2  0  0   48
NTRabbit    0  3  3  4  1  1  1  1  0   34  iDon         0  2  2  3  1  0  1  0  0   19
SunshineTi  0  8  5  11 2  2  0  0  0   71  Cheval       0  4  4  3  0  0  0  0  1   31
Ulahoopski  0  14 3  6  3  0  4  1  0   69  Tony Lynn    0  1  1  3  0  0  1  0  0    9
Easty       0  1  1  0  0  0  0  1  0   12  George       0  0  0  0  1  0  0  0  0    4
Blacky      0  5  1  0  0  0  0  4  1   43  BEEG         0  1  1  0  0  0  1  0  1    4
Bob Cobb    0  4  1  1  0  0  0  1  3   26  ctacp        0  1  0  0  0  0  0  1  0    9
3121 premi  2  7  0  5  0  2  0  1  1   42  Matty411     6  7  0  9  0  0  1  1  1   49
burningdwa  0  2  0  4  0  2  0  0  0   16  TheCoach16   0  6  0  4  12 4  2  0  0   72
Thatsapadd  0  3  0  10 7  5  0  0  1   63  _Cayz_       0  4  0  6  2  1  1  0  0   30
GreyCrow    3  7  0  4  1  2  0  0  0   38  eth-dog      0  0  0  0  0  0  0  0  0    0
RodneyDang  0  9  0  7  3  0  0  2  0   65  KohPhi       0  2  1  6  1  0  1  0  0   22
 

Rodney Dangerfield

Doesn’t matter
Mar 28, 2005
36,064
83,917
Melbourne
AFL Club
Richmond
Other Teams
Liverpool,Bournemouth
Demons v Bears
What a ******* uninspiring start where every player who was meant to perform per position do so. What type of world is that? Boring campaigners.
3 votes- Fizzler (Bears)seriously ordinary coming on to the ground just before quarter time to mind a forward pocket opponent who went on to kick 4 goals. You couldn’t start drinking early enough seriously.

2 votes- Ok Boomer(Bears) just a ******* nothing game albeit in a nothing position.

1 vote- sante(Demons) fu** me are you still playing? Give it away.
 
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Rodney Dangerfield

Doesn’t matter
Mar 28, 2005
36,064
83,917
Melbourne
AFL Club
Richmond
Other Teams
Liverpool,Bournemouth
Wonders v Dragons
3- BallaratBulldog (Dragons) Whats the best way to make a campaigner of oneself on a Qooty field? Have 5 kicks and kick 1.4.
Welcome to the club of shitness.
You cost your team the game.

2- Coopers (Dragons) Half arsed defensive effort. Hatchy kicked a bag on you and you asked for his autograph, pathetic.
1- croweater 41 (Dragons) Has become a non entity. So sad.
 

sante

Premium Platinum
Oct 8, 2003
43,924
34,358
RFC
AFL Club
Richmond
Other Teams
Portland Trailblazers
Demons v Bears
What a ******* uninspiring start where every player who was meant to perform per position do so. What type of world is that? Boring campaigners.
3 votes- Fizzler (Bears)seriously ordinary coming on to the ground just before quarter time to mind a forward pocket opponent who went on to kick 4 goals. You couldn’t start drinking early enough seriously.

2 votes- Ok Boomer(Bears) just a ******* nothing game albeit in a nothing position.

1 vote- sante(Demons) fu** me are you still playing? Give it away.
I retired like 3 or 4 seasons ago
 

croweater 41

Brownlow Medallist
Mar 18, 2008
17,047
10,426
In a house
AFL Club
Adelaide
Other Teams
Chelsea, Indy Colts,
Wonders v Dragons
3- BallaratBulldog (Dragons) Whats the best way to make a campaigner of oneself on a Qooty field? Have 5 kicks and kick 1.4.
Welcome to the club of shitness.
You cost your team the game.

2- Coopers (Dragons) Half arsed defensive effort. Hatchy kicked a bag on you and you asked for his autograph, pathetic.
1- croweater 41 (Dragons) Has become a non entity. So sad.
I like the idea but I don’t think BallaratBulldog Coopers or I play for the dragons
 

croweater 41

Brownlow Medallist
Mar 18, 2008
17,047
10,426
In a house
AFL Club
Adelaide
Other Teams
Chelsea, Indy Colts,
Wonders v Dragons
3- BallaratBulldog (Dragons) Whats the best way to make a campaigner of oneself on a Qooty field? Have 5 kicks and kick 1.4.
Welcome to the club of shitness.
You cost your team the game.

2- Coopers (Dragons) Half arsed defensive effort. Hatchy kicked a bag on you and you asked for his autograph, pathetic.
1- croweater 41 (Dragons) Has become a non entity. So sad.
Also I would have thought 1 kick 2 handballs and 1 behind was more than enough for three votes.

Rigged competition anyway.
 

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