Roast THE SQUARE TABLE

[George]

Bald & chinless

Here he comes the grass cutter of our generation, just pipe down over there dreamboat

 

[Mowman]

Here he comes the grass cutter of our generation, just pipe down over there dreamboat

Pardon

 

[SaintsSeptember]

After a brief glimpse through here, I must say, this thread does provide some light, ironic entertainment during the off season, although probably not for the reasons intended.

To see a group whose collective IQ wouldn't evoke a glow from a fridge globe try and engage in a battle of wits is not unlike watching a pack of seals attempt a performance of Swan Lake. The irony that those attempting to demonstrate their rapier wits are so lacking in intellectual muscle that they have forgone the use language entirely in favour of the use of pictures and drawings, is truly breathtaking.

It is on par with those attempting to espouse their manliness by admitting that their testosterone levels are so low that they require the assistance of steroids in order to be able to lift anything heavier than their now withered and ineffective genitals.

Have at it ladies and gentlemen, please continue the mildly amusing, so-called "battle of wits", although it appears to be unarmed combat.......

Please explain how you would make a fridge globe glow using your IQ. :/



Come on, admit it, it was a pretty low IQ thing to say.

 

[True Believer]

Please explain how you would make a fridge globe glow using your IQ. :/



Come on, admit it, it was a pretty low IQ thing to say.

Do I actually have to explain it?

It plays on the traditional imagery of a light bulb coming on over someones head as an indicator of a thought! Reference the phrase "the lights are on, but nobody's home" or" a real light bulb moment". There are numerous jokes that juxta-postion thought power with actual power sources such as electricity...

Surely you must have heard some of the jokes or expressions - even down there in mums basement?

 

[Noidenous]

Do I actually have to explain it?

It plays on the traditional imagery of a light bulb coming on over someones head as an indicator of a thought! Reference the phrase "the lights are on, but nobody's home" or" a real light bulb moment". There are numerous jokes that juxta-postion thought power with actual power sources such as electricity...

Surely you must have heard some of the jokes or expressions - even down there in mums basement?

Who carries a fridge over their head?

 

[True Believer]

Who carries a fridge over their head?

African women....................African women carry a fridge over their head...........

 

[Noidenous]

African women....................African women carry a fridge over their head...........

You were meant to make a reference to Tesla Wall owners and The Sword of Damacles.

Do I teach you people nothing?

 

[SaintsSeptember]

Do I actually have to explain it?

It plays on the traditional imagery of a light bulb coming on over someones head as an indicator of a thought! Reference the phrase "the lights are on, but nobody's home" or" a real light bulb moment". There are numerous jokes that juxta-postion thought power with actual power sources such as electricity...

Surely you must have heard some of the jokes or expressions - even down there in mums basement?

No that's wrong, its an indicator of an idea not a thought.
High IQ people have good ideas.
Low IQ people have dumb ideas.

 

[Robertio]

Great thread CursingFijian, g'day all you witty Saints supporters and George as well.

 

[PMBangers]

Great thread CursingFijian, g'day all you witty Saints supporters and George as well.
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George has been releasing all his pent up mod aggression with these haymakers

 

[Robertio]

George has been releasing all his pent up mod aggression with these haymakers

He's got a mean left swing on him.

 

[PMBangers]

He's got a mean left swing on him.

Would fit in well at Baghdad, they're almost Saints colours after all

 

[Robertio]

Would fit in well at Baghdad, they're almost Saints colours after all

He's already lived in Baghdad and now we have a couple of Sainters on board I'm sure he can't wait to get back there.

 

[PMBangers]

He's already lived in Baghdad and now we have a couple of Sainters on board I'm sure he can't wait to get back there.

Just don't put him on camel poo duty!

 

[Robertio]

Just don't put him on camel poo duty!

That's still my job mate.

 

[Tonga Bob]

That's still my job mate.

I thought people were being metaphorical when they were calling you a sh*t shoveller.

 

[Robertio]

I thought people were being metaphorical when they were calling you a sh*t shoveller.

No mate they were telling the truth.

 

[Tonga Bob]

No mate they were telling the truth.

Cool! I've got some sh*t that needs shovelling, what are your rates?

 

[Robertio]

Cool! I've got some sh*t that needs shovelling, what are your rates?

I thought DenieD had left the Warriors already mate.

 

[DenieD]

I thought DenieD had left the Warriors already mate.

Tonga Bob keeps declining my transfer letters. Might need to go over his head.

 

[Tonga Bob]

Tonga Bob keeps declining my transfer letters. Might need to go over his head.

Shut up rookie.

 

[Robertio]

Tonga Bob keeps declining my transfer letters. Might need to go over his head.

You can't do that anymore mate.

 

[DenieD]

Shut up rookie.

That's Mr. Fellow Captain Rookie to you.

 

[DenieD]

You can't do that anymore mate.

Yes I fear his head is now far too large to have any chance of going over it.

 

[Tonga Bob]

You can't do that anymore mate.

Stop me, sh*t shoveller.

That's Mr. Fellow Captain Rookie to you.

*sigh*

shut up, mr fellow captain rookie