Roast THE SQUARE TABLE

[CursingFijian]

Christ another clusterfu** of infantile jousting that passes for banter in the world's least original online community. Reading the blunt barbs of you lot makes the Gender Politics section of Twitter seem rewarding. Am I to assume the monarch of mediocrity George shall be holding court with his red codpiece, yellow Mack truck and other compensation devices gleaming in the hollow adoration of all his acolytes?

Pardon moi, je ne comprends pas gibberish.

 

[PoppedCorn]

Snowflake new gens having a karen about everything

 

[CursingFijian]

Beep. Boop. (Insert modem connecting sounds).

Ladies & Gentleman introducing kernelT.

 

[austinnn]

The foreign legion has arrived!

Ladies and Gentlemen I admit to the knighthood one of our favourite enigmas @austinn

Couldn't even spell my name right and you're having a go at me for my gibberish? Don't they teach spelling in Tonga or whereever it is?

 

[CursingFijian]

Couldn't even spell my name right and you're having a go at me for my gibberish? Don't they teach spelling in Tonga or whereever it is?

 

[George]

Couldn't even spell my name right and you're having a go at me for my gibberish? Don't they teach spelling in Tonga or whereever it is?

Tonga

 

[austinnn]

Go have a croissant and calm yourself down over there Pierre.

It's the middle of the night you uncouth lunatic. Do the Greeks eat pastries all through the night or is it just you? No wonder you have to take roids to even operate - here's a tip Jacky Souvelaki, I don't need to calm down. My emotions are balanced due to my not being on the freakydeaky steroid imbalanced emotional rollercoaster that you workout kings ride. Learn to love the real you without all those muscles and you might have a future.

 

[CursingFijian]

Couldn't even spell my name right and you're having a go at me for my gibberish? Don't they teach spelling in Tonga or whereever it is?

I wonder what my cousin Tonga Bob thinks?

Tonga Bob nepotism was always going to allow you to be the first opposition poster to be allowed to gaze upon The Square Table. Beware, the brilliance in here is blinding.

 

[austinnn]

Tonga [emoji23][emoji23]

By the way I really loved your film, Cursing.

 

[StFly]

I have nothing pertinent to add, that being said:

Ah!

Makes sense...

 

[CursingFijian]

Ha the off season has been cranked up a level, well done Cursing Fijian.

They don’t call me cranky for nothing!

An unexpected but delightful drop in. Ladies & Gentlemen introducing the incomparable Verdun.

 

[gringo2011]

I have nothing pertinent to add, that being said:

Ah!

Makes sense...

I used to have a mate I worked with from Samoa, he was the nicest calmest man you'd ever meet but if people said he was from an alternative pacific nation, he'd fly into a homicidal rage. I don't know if that's just a Samoan thing but it might be lucky that Austinn is an international poster.

 

[CursingFijian]

Looks like last one out last night forgot to lock up.

Ladies and Gentlemen introducing ScrappyDo!

 

[CursingFijian]

Great idea Cursing.. Now, down to business.

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Aaahhh.

I see you are a man of culture.

What happens at The Square Table stays in the The Square Table!

 

[CursingFijian]

It's the middle of the night you uncouth lunatic. Do the Greeks eat pastries all through the night or is it just you? No wonder you have to take roids to even operate - here's a tip Jacky Souvelaki, I don't need to calm down. My emotions are balanced due to my not being on the freakydeaky steroid imbalanced emotional rollercoaster that you workout kings ride. Learn to love the real you without all those muscles and you might have a future.

Greek [emoji1787][emoji1787]

 

[Kilroy]

Georgie did you get a stack hat for that Bmx and some new Jim jams

Not sure how I feel about my Christmas present.

 

[CursingFijian]

Ladies & Gentlemen

Introducing everyone’s favourite poster, especially when we’ve got the munchies.

PoppedCorn

 

[PoppedCorn]

 

[CursingFijian]

Snowflake new gens having a karen about everything

So glad you could make it.

You always remind me of this guy.

 

[CursingFijian]

Not sure how I feel about my Christmas present.
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Burn that abomination mate.

 

[Kilroy]

Burn that abomination mate.

No worse than Mowman‘s Jim jams.

 

[gringo2011]

No worse than Mowman‘s Jim jams.

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I'd wear that out.

 

[George]

No worse than Mowman‘s Jim jams.

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You should see the rest of the cute little outfits mummy makes him wear at kindy

 

[gringo2011]

You should see the rest of the cute little outfits mummy makes him wear at kindy

Unlike George in his convertible Mazda with his top off doing Chap-Laps with the sub woofer blasting Ricky Martin for 8 hours a day. Spray tanned up like a carpeted Kalamata.

 

[CursingFijian]