Roast THE SQUARE TABLE

[Barrels]

Oh yes!

… and it looks like Barrels has got him with the wrong’un!

When I bowl it, it’s called a Right ‘Un.

Because I am never wrong.

 

[Kilroy]

When I bowl it, it’s called a Right ‘Un.

Because I am never wrong.

Well let’s start right here then.

There is no such thing.

 

[CursingFijian]

Can we lay off the cricket references? You're scaring MUFKilda away.

 

[Kilroy]

Say, whatever happened to Bunk Moreland and BIGM ?

 

[Grav]

Japan is Pacific Rim. I'm claiming Mitchito as a good Pacific Islander!

Using that logic, WE are all Islanders bro.

So now I have to change my avatar to keep with our “ “ heritage. wowzers!!

 

[malevu]

Japan is Pacific Rim. I'm claiming Mitchito as a good Pacific Islander!

You're not one of those Pacific Rimmers are you mate? I've got a few in the family. On the missus side of course.

 

[George]

Thread title needs to be changed to The Squared Coconut after this islander invasion

 

[CursingFijian]

So now I have to change my avatar to keep with our “ “ heritage. [emoji15] wowzers!!

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Brb.

 

[CursingFijian]

Thread title needs to be changed to The Squared Coconut after this islander invasion

When you said you were half Fijian I was wondering whether you got the bedazzling good looks or the keen intellect.

You handsome man.

 

[CursingFijian]

Thread title needs to be changed to The Squared Coconut after this islander invasion

I’m only here to steal your jobs. You should really be upset with malevu. That man has no scruples on the dance floor.

 

[George]

When you said you were half Fijian I was wondering whether you got the bedazzling good looks or the keen intellect.

You handsome man.

Mates with a Fijian and his family since I was 7 is the closest I am to Fijian

 

[CursingFijian]

Mates with a Fijian and his family since I was 7 is the closest I am to Fijian

Which probably means you are perfectly positioned to confirm that Fijians have no scruples on the dance floor.

 

[George]

Which probably means you are perfectly positioned to confirm that Fijians have no scruples on the dance floor.

Those Tongans I know in WA were obsessed with krumping a few years ago. One of the funniest things I've ever seen.

 

[Kilroy]

Thread title needs to be changed to The Squared Coconut after this islander invasion

If you can grow a square watermelon then why not a coconut?

 

[George]

If you can grow a square watermelon then why not a coconut?

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We all say some pretty ****ed up stuff to each other, the absolute worst things you can say to somebody is our kind of banter.





If I sent that to one of them I'd ask if they were their uncles or something. They send me the Anthony Koutoufides souvlaki video all the time and also ask me if this is my dad







I also get pictures of concrete and told it's NSFW

 

[Joffaboy]

When wombats eat square watermelon

 

[Kilroy]

When wombats eat square watermelon

It turns into hashish?

 

[StFly]

If you can grow a square watermelon then why not a coconut?

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Real talk: Tree > flower
Because it's here: As the body liquefies the hamster, due to not having a replacement for the wheel, water is then created to churn that wheel, hence water-melon. It's square because in sporting parlance squares are circles as WGAF about shapes when you're punching blokes? Coconuts don't get the same treatment as they are reserved for strongest man comps, and due to them having largely given up balls for breasts, they substitute with a seed that has interiors like milk and is a ball. You'd know this if the hamster was still alive and wasn't water.

We all say some pretty f’ed up stuff to each other, the absolute worst things you can say to somebody is our kind of banter.





If I sent that to one of them I'd ask if they were their uncles or something. They send me the Anthony Koutoufides souvlaki video all the time and also ask me if this is my dad







I also get pictures of concrete and told it's NSFW

See you all next week when I CBF again, or I suppose when cursing graduates, whichever comes first.

 

[Kilroy]

Real talk: Tree > flower
Because it's here: As the body liquefies the hamster, due to not having a replacement for the wheel, water is then created to churn that wheel, hence water-melon. It's square because in sporting parlance squares are circles as WGAF about shapes when you're punching blokes? Coconuts don't get the same treatment as they are reserved for strongest man comps, and due to them having largely given up balls for breasts, they substitute with a seed that has interiors like milk and is a ball. You'd know this if the hamster was still alive and wasn't water.



See you all next week when I CBF again, or I suppose when cursing graduates, whichever comes first.

Hope it wears off soon, mate.

Love Kid Creole !!!

 

[Parkysp]

Whilst I'm in some (not all) esteemed company coming into this, I do know one thing.

If this table was packed up and shipped to the below address then the IQ of 2 locations would be greatly increased:

General enquiries (front desk)
Phone: (08) 8440 6666
Email: crows@afc.com.au

Member Services Centre
Phone: (08) 8440 6690
Email: membership@afc.com.au
Address: 105 West Lakes Blvd, West Lakes, 5021 SA
Hours: Mon-Fri, 9am - 5pm

 

[gringo2011]

We all say some pretty f’ed up stuff to each other, the absolute worst things you can say to somebody is our kind of banter.





If I sent that to one of them I'd ask if they were their uncles or something. They send me the Anthony Koutoufides souvlaki video all the time and also ask me if this is my dad







I also get pictures of concrete and told it's NSFW

There was a bouncer at the Espy for years named Robbie who was a huge Samoan with a neck wider than my torso, this guy was unflappable and couldn't be triggered. My Samoan mate got me to try out for his Rugby League social side and this guy was one of their guns. A massive 100+ kilo Maori on the opposite side called him a coconut and it snapped him, he ragged dolled this guy and tried to use his head as a plough and got sent off. It's obviously not something that you say to a Samoan. None of this guys teammates stepped in for him, they seemed to know he'd stepped over a line. Or he was so huge they all shat themselves.

 

[Kilroy]

Talking about coconuts, someone better stock the fridge!

Plissken‘s here!!!

 

[George]

There was a bouncer at the Espy for years named Robbie who was a huge Samoan with a neck wider than my torso, this guy was unflappable and couldn't be triggered. My Samoan mate got me to try out for his Rugby League social side and this guy was one of their guns. A massive 100+ kilo Maori on the opposite side called him a coconut and it snapped him, he ragged dolled this guy and tried to use his head as a plough and got sent off. It's obviously not something that you say to a Samoan. None of this guys teammates stepped in for him, they seemed to know he'd stepped over a line. Or he was so huge they all shat themselves.

We really do push the boundaries of what is socially acceptable to say. They've definitely triggered me a few times. It's a constant back and forth of insults, probably some of it rubs off on the shit I post here.

 

[CursingFijian]

Ladies and Gentlemen,

I am happy to introduce to The Table the incomparable Parkysp.

 

[MUFKilda]

Can we lay off the cricket references? You're scaring MUFKilda away.

Could we cancel The Ashes thus far and start again at 0-0? And if you could give us a 250 run start in each game, that would be a big help.

What a total ******* embarrassment. Brilliant, from Australia, though. Men against boys - many congratulations.