Roast THE SQUARE TABLE

[Parkysp]

Could we cancel The Ashes thus far and start again at 0-0? And if you could give us a 250 run start in each game, that would be a big help.

What a total ******* embarrassment. Brilliant, from Australia, though. Men against boys - many congratulations.

too soon?

 

[gringo2011]

Could we cancel The Ashes thus far and start again at 0-0? And if you could give us a 250 run start in each game, that would be a big help.

What a total ******* embarrassment. Brilliant, from Australia, though. Men against boys - many congratulations.

At least MU didn't fall to the mighty Newcastle.

 

[CaptainRisky]

I wonder if CaptainRisky is courageous enough to make an appearance here?

While you bunch have been up to the same old ( talking sh1t) i have been up the river catching cod , bring it on you bunch of girls

 

[George]

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too soon?

Maybe not 5-0 today, but...

 

[PostmanBish]

CursingFijian
Cursing!
Cursing!
Cursing!
Are having vodka shots with your kava today?

Vodka Kava Shots ... Long Pig Chaser ...

Gotta admit, it sounds like a winning formula on the field ...

 

[Joffaboy]

It turns into hashish?

That's some good shit man.

 

[Parkysp]

While you bunch have been up to the same old ( talking sh1t) i have been up the river catching cod , bring it on you bunch of girls

I didn't realise the next variant was named Cod.

 

[CursingFijian]

Another member of the night shift has checked in.

Ladies & Gentlemen MUFKilda

 

[Joffaboy]

I didn't realise the next variant was named Cod.

Seems like Joe Root catches it in the cods. Maybe that's where the confusion is.

 

[CursingFijian]

Fresh back from the cod hunt.

Ladies & Gentlemen I present CaptainRisky

 

[CursingFijian]

While you bunch have been up to the same old ( talking sh1t) i have been up the river catching cod , bring it on you bunch of girls

 

[CursingFijian]

Mates with a Fijian and his family since I was 7 is the closest I am to Fijian

I just realised that jab was meant for malevu!

Sorry not sorry.

 

[CursingFijian]

We really do push the boundaries of what is socially acceptable to say. They've definitely triggered me a few times. It's a constant back and forth of insults, probably some of it rubs off on the sh*t I post here.

Oh no you don't. There is no coconut milk in the dolmadakia you dish out here on a daily basis, so you don't get to blame us lovable coconuts.

You own that.

 

[CursingFijian]

Out of the frying pan and straight on to ‘The Square Table’.

Ladies and Gentlemen I present

PostmanBish

 

[CursingFijian]

Real talk: Tree > flower
Because it's here: As the body liquefies the hamster, due to not having a replacement for the wheel, water is then created to churn that wheel, hence water-melon. It's square because in sporting parlance squares are circles as WGAF about shapes when you're punching blokes? Coconuts don't get the same treatment as they are reserved for strongest man comps, and due to them having largely given up balls for breasts, they substitute with a seed that has interiors like milk and is a ball. You'd know this if the hamster was still alive and wasn't water.

See you all next week when I CBF again, or I suppose when cursing graduates, whichever comes first.

Hey McFly!



Thanks for that public service announcement but everybody already knows you should leave a mans coconuts alone.

I'm pretty sure the hamster has a restraining order out on you best leave him out of your posts!

 

[CursingFijian]

Whilst I'm in some (not all) esteemed company coming into this, I do know one thing.

If this table was packed up and shipped to the below address then the IQ of 2 locations would be greatly increased:

General enquiries (front desk)
Phone: (08) 8440 6666
Email: crows@afc.com.au

Member Services Centre
Phone: (08) 8440 6690
Email: membership@afc.com.au
Address: 105 West Lakes Blvd, West Lakes, 5021 SA
Hours: Mon-Fri, 9am - 5pm

Thoughts Pugsley?

 

[CursingFijian]

Vodka Kava Shots ... Long Pig Chaser ...

Gotta admit, it sounds like a winning formula on the field ...

I'm off the long pig now. Most nowadays is either much too fatty or has a fowl texture about it.

 

[Pugsley]

Thoughts Pugsley?

It would be decreased with me sitting at the table as I don't have the attention span to listen for more than 5 seconds.

 

[Stan_Darsh72]

Another member of the night shift has checked in.

Ladies & Gentlemen MUFKilda

Edi

 

[gringo2011]

I'm off the long pig now. Most nowadays is either much too fatty or has a fowl texture about it.

I've tried Kava, it's an acquired taste, alcohol works better.

 

[CursingFijian]

I've tried Kava, it's an acquired taste, alcohol works better.

As I always say...it'll put hair on your tongue.

 

[George]

Fresh back from the cod hunt.

Ladies & Gentlemen I present CaptainRisky

Nice, he's even scaled to size.

 

[CursingFijian]

It would be decreased with me sitting at the table as I don't have the attention span to listen for more than 5 seconds.

You're always welcome at the table Pugs! But, you know the rules...no begging, no biting!

 

[Pugsley]

You're always welcome at the table Pugs! But, you know the rules...no begging, no biting!

I need to learn to curb these impulses.

 

[ScrappyDo]

There was a bouncer at the Espy for years named Robbie who was a huge Samoan with a neck wider than my torso, this guy was unflappable and couldn't be triggered. My Samoan mate got me to try out for his Rugby League social side and this guy was one of their guns. A massive 100+ kilo Maori on the opposite side called him a coconut and it snapped him, he ragged dolled this guy and tried to use his head as a plough and got sent off. It's obviously not something that you say to a Samoan. None of this guys teammates stepped in for him, they seemed to know he'd stepped over a line. Or he was so huge they all shat themselves.

I remember that bouncer. He worked with a handful of older huge kents that were all nice as pie and kept the place civil by their shear presence. When it changed hands the new owners obviously went for a security company and got twice as many small weedy blokes with bad attitudes that would cause more fights in a single afternoon than I'd seen there in the previous decade.