Roast THE SQUARE TABLE

[Noidenous]

All the champions in this thread tucked into bed already??? Understandable, it's a been a big first week back at school

Just knocked off, on the way to the bottle-o.

 

[George]

Just knocked off, on the way to the bottle-o.

Hopefully mummy has strapped the toddler seat tight and you've got your warm milk for the ride, think it's time for a snooze, turbo.

 

[Noidenous]

Hopefully mummy has strapped the toddler seat tight and you've got your warm milk for the ride, think it's time for a snooze, turbo.

I'll be up longer than rigor mortis, twinkle-toes.

 

[Mowman]

I line 'em and I knock 'em down. Reeled you in beautifully chirpman, be better next time champion.

Oh look who is on a sugar rush again, been a big week doing grade 3 for the 4th time has it ?

 

[George]

Oh look who is on a sugar rush again, been a big week doing grade 3 for the 4th time has it ?

More than a sugar rush there big man, have a look at yourself, take a good hard look. You can't compete with me. You can't compete with this. I'm possibly the most attractive man in the country, plus I'm a moderator on BigFooty. You wouldn't know about leadership like that if it hit you in the face, sheep.

 

[George]

Not really

Simple things attract simple minds.

 

[Mowman]

Simple things attract simple minds.

It seems so

 

[PoppedCorn]

Perhaps we can shift the discussion to our personal thoughts on Elon Musk?

On a serious note i dont mind the musk and i certainly wouldnt say no to a Tesla

Id say no to a vb long neck tho
****ing dirt water drank by spooning bogan asshats

 

[CursingFijian]

More than a sugar rush there big man, have a look at yourself, take a good hard look. You can't compete with me. You can't compete with this. I'm possibly the most attractive man in the country, plus I'm a moderator on BigFooty. You wouldn't know about leadership like that if it hit you in the face, sheep.

Me, revising my life goals after reading this.

 

[BLUEALLTHRU]

I'm Greek but I wouldn't waste a dinner plate on Mowman , George , CursingFijian ,triggering bro and Kilroy .

 

[Noidenous]

I'm Greek but I wouldn't waste a dinner plate on Mowman , George , CursingFijian ,triggering bro and Kilroy .

It's only wasted if you ball the paper plate up before you throw.

 

[BLUEALLTHRU]

It's only wasted if you ball the paper plate up before you throw.

I didn't mention you mate.

 

[Noidenous]

I didn't mention you mate.

Probably a good thing. People are touchy round these parts.

 

[BLUEALLTHRU]

Probably a good thing. People are touchy round these parts.

I just didn't want an an essay to be fair.

 

[CursingFijian]

I just didn't want an an essay to be fair.

This if life imitating art.

Two paper weights talking about throwing paper plates.

I think I will leave you two for the greek prince of bobbleheads, George, to deal with you two when he eventually arises from his beauty sleep. At least he is the same weight division.

 

[BLUEALLTHRU]

This if life imitating art.

Two paper weights talking about throwing paper plates.

I think I will leave you two for the greek prince of bobbleheads, George, to deal with you two when he eventually arises from his beauty sleep. At least he is the same weight division.

Rapt it's George, I'm not well endowed but it's enough to knock that campaigner over.

 

[Mowman]

@George, to deal with you two when he eventually arises from his beauty sleep. At least he is the same weight division.

Poor George

Bald, Chinless and Fat also repeating grade 3 for the 4 time

Take it easy on him his BMX has a flat tyre and has to catch the bus and all the big kids are bullying him because of his Hi 5 lunchbox

 

[SaintsSeptember]

Poor George

Bald, Chinless and Fat also repeating grade 3 for the 4 time

Take it easy on him his BMX has a flat tyre and has to catch the bus and all the big kids are bullying him because of his Hi 5 lunchbox

Don't knock Hi5

 

[Noidenous]

This if life imitating art.

Two paper weights talking about throwing paper plates.

I think I will leave you two for the greek prince of bobbleheads, George, to deal with you two when he eventually arises from his beauty sleep. At least he is the same weight division.

Listen up good, wet-wipes.

The only paper I'm holding down is the title deed for 1 acre (all puns intended) of your candy ass.

 

[ScrappyDo]

Bump


I'm really getting sick of the navel gazing horse crap negative BS setting in just 10 days from the seasone starting.
Common you dix, come at me, or haven't you got the coconuts??

 

[gringo2011]

Bump


I'm really getting sick of the navel gazing horse crap negative BS setting in just 10 days from the seasone starting.
Common you dix, come at me, or haven't you got the coconuts??

Calm down ladybird, you're just getting nervous because of the impending chance we have at making ourselves look dysfunctional in public again. You can bounce up and down in your seat like a toddler that's found mum's ice pipe but don't ask everyone else to join in your unrealistic pyjama party for hyper-optimistic dumb campaigners.

 

[CursingFijian]

Bump


I'm really getting sick of the navel gazing horse crap negative BS setting in just 10 days from the seasone starting.
Common you dix, come at me, or haven't you got the coconuts??

Did someone say COCONUTS?!!

It always gets a little crazy around here this time of the year Scrappy! The best thing to do is have some of what everyone else is smoking, let your hair down and get your horns out.

 

[BLUEALLTHRU]

Don't knock Hi5

The Mrs is in for a world of hurt tonight. I'll have pepper and tweezers at the ready.

 

[CursingFijian]

The Mrs is in for a world of hurt tonight. I'll have pepper and tweezers at the ready.

Dr Pepper?

 

[BLUEALLTHRU]

Dr Pepper?

Yes you bloody big headed coconut. A head like that should be in a museum, "look kids at this ****ing huge head, now look at the brain"....wow