The state erection

[Retired Jimmy]

You had a bacon and egg roll, a sausage in bread, and a cake.

You fat ****.

No.....
I had a bacon and egg roll, a sausage in bread and TWO cakes.

And don't throw stones at glass houses Tubby

 

[Duritz]

No.....
I had a bacon and egg roll, a skuas gage in bread and TWO cakes.

And don't throw stones at glass houses Tubby

Someone just sent me this photo of you, apparently at the polling booth this morning:

 

[El Dubya]

Someone just sent me this photo of you, apparently at the polling booth this morning:

Did he fit in the booth?

 

[Starburns_]

Plenty on offer where I voted this morning.......and yes, I had one of everything
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Duritz just decided to move to your electoral zone.

 

[Bunk Moreland]

Can't recall a greater example of the douche vs turd decision, either way the outcome will be shithouse.

You can't recall the last fed election?

 

[Lethality]

It will be a protest vote against Abbott. Labor in a landslide.

 

[Starburns_]

You can't recall the last fed election?

As I see it, the douche vs turd argument is effectively a situation where both options are rubbish, but there's not even a lesser of two evils angle to consider. Whereas the last federal election had Abbott, so it was more douche vs Satan, (or Hitler, or whatever reprehensible character that can be subbed in for Tony).

 

[bontshow]

Who are you voting for? Who's going to win?

Where's the option for non-Victorians? I thought as a Brisbane supporter you would be someone who wouldn't leave us out

 

[Tyler Durden007]

I always vote early during the day so I'm in and out like a non-convicted sex offender in a few minutes.

This time I was very surprised by how many of the pamphlet brigade were outside the early voting centre, they were all there. I waved off the Greenie fat bitch (Jesus she looked like the ugly pox ridden dad from Braveheart), and then there was the Labor nanna, at least I got in and out inside 3 minutes and got to chant "****EN GO DENNIS" Not that it'll mean anything we live behind the iron curtain (the murray river) it's all red dickheads down this way. Dumb bastard will wreck us with over 1BN dollars in wrecking a govt contract. Cupid Stunt. I think we're off to Canada to live with my brother and get away from the poisoned left wing politics of the country that I love. Sometimes you just got to give up. You stupid left wing ****wits, you will eat your own results.

 

[ChappyUK]

I always vote early during the day so I'm in and out like a non-convicted sex offender in a few minutes.

This time I was very surprised by how many of the pamphlet brigade were outside the early voting centre, they were all there. I waved off the Greenie fat bitch (Jesus she looked like the ugly pox ridden dad from Braveheart), and then there was the Labor nanna, at least I got in and out inside 3 minutes and got to chant "****EN GO DENNIS" Not that it'll mean anything we live behind the iron curtain (the murray river) it's all red dickheads down this way. Dumb bastard will wreck us with over 1BN dollars in wrecking a govt contract. Cupid Stunt. I think we're off to Canada to live with my brother and get away from the poisoned left wing politics of the country that I love. Sometimes you just got to give up. You stupid left wing *******s, you will eat your own results.

Vic has always been a red state but does seem a bit strange to vote out the only govt to post a surplus and vote in one that is going to cost the state 1bill just to win a few Green votes.

 

[Wosh]

So Duritz ..what is the latest update on the state of your erection? Did you get a sausage?

 

[David Schwarz]

When I was growing up, the snags were free

I blame Howard, first it was a gold coin donation in '99 now it's a ****ing fiver for some shrivelled up piece of shit in an Aldi's bun

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[JoseMourinho]

So Duritz ..what is the latest update on the state of your erection? Did you get a sausage?

No sausage sizzle at his house tonight

 

[Paul Kersey]

I always vote early during the day so I'm in and out like a non-convicted sex offender in a few minutes.

This time I was very surprised by how many of the pamphlet brigade were outside the early voting centre, they were all there. I waved off the Greenie fat bitch (Jesus she looked like the ugly pox ridden dad from Braveheart), and then there was the Labor nanna, at least I got in and out inside 3 minutes and got to chant "****EN GO DENNIS" Not that it'll mean anything we live behind the iron curtain (the murray river) it's all red dickheads down this way. Dumb bastard will wreck us with over 1BN dollars in wrecking a govt contract. Cupid Stunt. I think we're off to Canada to live with my brother and get away from the poisoned left wing politics of the country that I love. Sometimes you just got to give up. You stupid left wing *******s, you will eat your own results.

 

[David Schwarz]

CAEN DER LEEBS

 

[Lethality]

There's been an 8.4% state-wide swing to Jack Watts.

 

[David Schwarz]

Liberal Miners - 1.1.7
Labor Commies - 0.1.1

Why can't anyone kick accurately in the modern game?

 

[Starburns_]

Not bothering to keep any close tabs on the outcome (for obvious reasons), can someone tell me who's f***ing who with the erection so far?

inb4someonesaysthepeopleofvictoria

 

[El Dubya]

Australian Cyclists Party all the way.

 

[Retired Jimmy]

I always vote early during the day so I'm in and out like a non-convicted sex offender in a few minutes.

This time I was very surprised by how many of the pamphlet brigade were outside the early voting centre, they were all there. I waved off the Greenie fat bitch (Jesus she looked like the ugly pox ridden dad from Braveheart), and then there was the Labor nanna, at least I got in and out inside 3 minutes and got to chant "****EN GO DENNIS" Not that it'll mean anything we live behind the iron curtain (the murray river) it's all red dickheads down this way. Dumb bastard will wreck us with over 1BN dollars in wrecking a govt contract. Cupid Stunt. I think we're off to Canada to live with my brother and get away from the poisoned left wing politics of the country that I love. Sometimes you just got to give up. You stupid left wing *******s, you will eat your own results.

The irony of the Greens handing out nice big glossy pamphlets was not lost on me

 

[Bunk Moreland]

It will be a protest vote against Abbott. Labor in a landslide.

I don't think it will be. Napthine is a mumbling bumbling ****in idiot, he doesn't need any help from Tone to lose.

 

[Bunk Moreland]

Not bothering to keep any close tabs on the outcome (for obvious reasons), can someone tell me who's f***ing who with the erection so far?

inb4someonesaysthepeopleofvictoria

Channel 7 had Palmer on which made it worth watching, he's gone now though.

Labor win looking likely

 

[Lethality]

Not bothering to keep any close tabs on the outcome (for obvious reasons), can someone tell me who's f***ing who with the erection so far?

inb4someonesaysthepeopleofvictoria

Virtually every seat is swinging towards Labor, even the safe National seats.

 

[Stronzo]

I always vote early during the day so I'm in and out like a non-convicted sex offender in a few minutes.

This time I was very surprised by how many of the pamphlet brigade were outside the early voting centre, they were all there. I waved off the Greenie fat bitch (Jesus she looked like the ugly pox ridden dad from Braveheart), and then there was the Labor nanna, at least I got in and out inside 3 minutes and got to chant "****EN GO DENNIS" Not that it'll mean anything we live behind the iron curtain (the murray river) it's all red dickheads down this way. Dumb bastard will wreck us with over 1BN dollars in wrecking a govt contract. Cupid Stunt. I think we're off to Canada to live with my brother and get away from the poisoned left wing politics of the country that I love. Sometimes you just got to give up. You stupid left wing *******s, you will eat your own results.

Careful with that foam getting on your keyboard..

 

[DaVillaBlues]

What time is Andrew Bolt scheduled to appear on 774 or 3AW and have another nervous breakdown for one of the worst nights in Victorian Political history for the Conservatives .. I don't care if ALP piss away our so called 'surplus' and make us broke again, their election win is worth it just for the bitter reaction of disgusting Murdoch zombies like Bolt ..