Roast The Suddenly Thread 2026

[Gasometer]

As Angry once sang, suddenly it’s back for 2026.

So kicking off is the crap I endured all week about how we shoulda beaten Eagles

Suddenly they are competitive and scraped home over the Port Adelaide

 

[kanga kanga kanga]

Suddenly Fos is our best player

 

[Gasometer]

Suddenly I get messages saying Oppps when I try to post gifs Chief

 

[kanga kanga kanga]

Suddenly essendon are the most uncompetitive team in years

 

[ferball]

Suddenly the suddenly its 2025 thread is no longer necessary.

 

[Chief]

Suddenly I get messages saying Oppps when I try to post gifs Chief

Happens every hour - we only get 100 per hour. Then it restarts after the hour chimes.

Got a spare $US1200 to give to Giphy to let us use their system that delivers stolen IP?

 

[Gasometer]

Happens every hour - we only get 100 per hour. Then it restarts after the hour chimes.

Got a spare $US1200 to give to Giphy to let us use their system that delivers stolen IP?

I had $6 trillion last night but gave it up for the Brad Scotts gif.

Wow though, that’s interesting to know. Twinkletoes this is devastating news.

 

[RooInNorthLondon]

Very early in the 2026 season my re-ranking of last season’s dross best to worst is:

1. Demons - transformed with ball in hand
2. Eagles - young & old showing belief
3/4. Us/Blues tbd - gap between best & worst too big to trust
5. Port - just a bit sad
6. Tigers - look more like we expected last year
7. * - general dysfunction at the hands of The General

GWS and Saints considering paying their entry fees.

We really need to show up on Good Friday and beat the Blues to show a step forward.

 

[Gasometer]

Suddenly Oscar Piastri is back

 

[Elroo]

The good old Sports, Suddenly!

 

[archereleven]

Suddenly, our senior players are all still shit

 

[Caracas]

Suddenly, our senior players are all still shit

Suddenly, Luke Parker and Nick Larkey disagree with this statement.

 

[archereleven]

Suddenly, Luke Parker and Nick Larkey disagree with this statement.

I only meant the shit ones obviously

 

[Caracas]

I only meant the shit ones obviously

I knew that.

 

[SpiderBurton22]

Suddenly our loss to the Eagles.

 

[kanga kanga kanga]

suddenly a msd draft pick is our best player

 

[kanga kanga kanga]

suddenly flynn perez can football

 

[Gasometer]

suddenly flynn perez can football

Saw the name on the Scoreboard pre game and thought nahhhhhhhh

Yehhhhhhh

 

[koshari]

Suddenly we will come up against the tiggers who never rrally recovered after losing ccj and biggy nuyon.

 

[Hojuman]

Suddenly we will come up against the tiggers who never rrally recovered after losing ccj and biggy nuyon.

No Nankervis, no Lynch and a bunch of newbies under the roof.
If ever there was a game for the Goad's and alike this is it.

 

[amaz199]

Suddenly our win against *Essendon?

 

[zoomba23]

Suddenly our win against *Essendon?

Ineligible. As of half time against Bulldog, they entered a brave phase of the rebuild. There are several brave phases in a rebuild. It means little

 

[amaz199]

Suddenly our win against Port???

Uh...

 

[Makeshift Park]

Suddenly we're shoe-ins for prelims

 

[ansonholt]

The suddenly thread tends to come out when we're unsure if we're any good. It's valid this season, for sure. We absolutely have improved and we've worked out how to defend. But the Essington games in the last two rounds and Poorta today are curious for sure.