Mega Thread The Sweet FA Landfill

[Elton Johns Wig]

What happens when you get "scared half to death" twice?

 

[This Is Anfield]

ClarkeM
A serious question, your thoughts on the nuking of Haro's account? And do you take any responsibility for him losing the plot?

 

[TJASTA]

What is your phone number?

 

[haydo]

Why don't you cuddle me to sleep anymore?

 

[Wojcinski]

What is your credit card information including your full name and three digit CCV on the back of the card?

 

[dogs105]

In how many ways are you superior to Dennis ClarkeM ?

 

[sante]

Will you answer any of these questions or will you disappear for months again?

 

[Agent93]

And I will give you the best answer possible.

Why?

 

[Frankston Rover]

Why is this a thread?

 

[Yakker]

Are the Gumbies truly as s**t as this thread?

 

[sportsmaniac89]

Is it an SFA record that someone gets a day off a few days after being picked up by another team following a delisting?

 

[dogs105]

A wise person once told me: follow ClarkeM and you won't go wrong. So, what could be better than following a league legend? Blatant plagiarism of a league legend!!

So go ahead and ask a question. If it's good enough, I may answer.

 

[mike123]

I followed ClarkeM to Wonders twice and stunk it up both times.

Should I still follow him?

 

[dogs105]

I followed ClarkeM to Wonders twice and stunk it up both times.

Should I still follow him?

Ask yourself- "have I improved as a poster and as a person?". The wisdom of ClarkeM can only be found by reaching deep within yourself.

 

[KohPhi]

Why does a twin pack of Chux Superwipes contain 4 wipes?

 

[sante]

Are you really a cat?

 

[Elton Johns Wig]

Holy s**t!!! This bloke answers them!!!

Would you rather be attacked by one horse sized duck, or 100 duck sized horses?

When does it stop being partly cloudy and start becoming mainly sunny?

If it's tourist season, are we allowed to shoot them?

 

[mike123]

Ask yourself- "have I improved as a poster and as a person?". The wisdom of ClarkeM can only be found by reaching deep within yourself.

The first time was neutral as I just joined the league but the second time I regressed like crazy as a poster. I don't know if SFA effects me as a person that much though.

 

[sante]

I’ll ask questions and the folk of the SFA need to answer them for me.

First question,

Should I get off bigfooty and enjoy Valentines Day with [insert random SFA player’s Mum]?

 

[BRAB]

Cloud_ landfill please

 

[The Half Back]

Why have you never followed through with anything in your entire career?

 

[sante]

Cloud_ landfill please

Classic BRAB

 

[Agent93]

Who's a good boy?

 

[BigJoeD_]

Just in case you were wondering why the OP seldom makes threads...

 

[ClarkeM]

Why is the sun on fire?

It's not.

If I order a hamburger from Buddha will he make me one with everything?

He won't.

Why is the Earth round?

It's not.

Why do you take so long to answer questions?

I use my time wisely.

Why isn't the moon on fire?

Why would it be?

I thought you retired?

I'm sure you think a lot of things are true that that aren't.

Do I have to?

No.

What's worth more? ClarkeMonies or BeanCoins?

ClarkeMonies

Bottlecaps

This is not a question.

Are you really the head of the Kwik-E-Mart?

No I am not.

WTF! What is this s**t?

BigFooty.

Do you regret losing the love of your life?

(boncer34)

May she rest in peace.

What happens when you get "scared half to death" twice?

What's 1/2 of 1/2?

ClarkeM
A serious question, your thoughts on the nuking of Haro's account? And do you take any responsibility for him losing the plot?

Please enlighten me - what happened here?

What is your phone number?

Personal or work?

Why don't you cuddle me to sleep anymore?

You sleep top-to-tail.

What is your credit card information including your full name and three digit CCV on the back of the card?

I'd prefer not to give this one out.

In how many ways are you superior to Dennis ClarkeM ?

I'm a better ClarkeM than Dennis ClarkeM and I'm a better Dennis ClarkeM than Dennis ClarkeM.

Will you answer any of these questions or will you disappear for months again?

I will answer these questions.

Why?

I often ask myself.

Why is this a thread?

I clicked Post a New Thread and followed the route from there.

Are the Gumbies truly as s**t as this thread?

I hate a lot of clubs. The Gumbies have, and always will be, the most pathetic SFA club to ever grace this league. It astonishes me that they continue to survive. The league would be better off without the Gumbies.

Is it an SFA record that someone gets a day off a few days after being picked up by another team following a delisting?

I doubt it.

Why does a twin pack of Chux Superwipes contain 4 wipes?

No such product exists.

Why have you never followed through with anything in your entire career?

Because I've never been a follower, always been a leader.


Any more?