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Elton Johns Wig

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The way I see it, the town hall is what the people want.

$45 for entry, I'm thinking 2,500-3,000 people so that's a profit of $135,000 minus outgoing costs for assorted creams, sausages, sauce and bread (BYO slab remember). A Saturday night would suit most and you need to get in touch with a poster/sign maker good with computers to make some fliers for the event.
You may be right. A room full of horny, drunk, sex starved farmers and assorted Lions Club members (who've turned up expecting the latest fund raiser meeting). Things could get out of hand.
You read my mind, full security set, bouncers, sniffer dogs, the works.

We need like a poetry phrase for the night, like a jingle to make people remember.

Videotape night for all, we're here for the Bunn,
With slices of gourmet Swiss roll, a glass Jerry Rum,
So all in the Valley unite, come along if you're keen,
BYO slab of course, help yourself to assorted cream
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1. Town Hall doesn't hold that many. Tatura pop only 3500. Have got access to Howley Oval and a flatbed truck with a large screen.
2. Have spoken to FIL, Lions happy to do a sausage sizzle at only $2/head of the gate fee.....delicious
3. Footy Club (Tat Bulldogs) will do security free of charge, they'll just nick some snags off the Lions and Bugs from the pub has promised them a keg.

Its all coming together. VIDEO NIGHT - JANE BUNN AND HER BAGS OF FUN
 

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1. Town Hall doesn't hold that many. Tatura pop only 3500. Have got access to Howley Oval and a flatbed truck with a large screen.
2. Have spoken to FIL, Lions happy to do a sausage sizzle at only $2/head of the gate fee.....delicious
3. Footy Club (Tat Bulldogs) will do security free of charge, they'll just nick some snags off the Lions and Bugs from the pub has promised them a keg.

Its all coming together. VIDEO NIGHT - JANE BUNN AND HER BAGS OF FUN
You know...if Baz really did tape every night, we should actually do this, crazier things have happened.
 

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My god Hoos !!! I can't believe it finished on episode 12 season 3, Dam sock cuckers!!!......was gettin excitin. Just added it to my list of favourites and will watch again in the not too distant future...:thumbsu:
That's how I felt when they said there wouldn't be a fourth season. It clearly had more to come. The good news is, it never gets old and there's always some detail that pops up for the first time. In the immortal words of Tom Nuttall..."Those who doubt me, suck **** by choice!"
 
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