No Oppo Supporters THE TAN 68 - Brunch is just breakfast for w***ers

[Hoos]

You are a strange chap

Thank you. It does taste rather marvellous.

 

[Shazza_]

It kinda smells a bit like a movie theatre.

tastes like one too

 

[Dali]

Hommus in a kebab or with pizza shapes is probably the best.

I'll give it a try, next time I have some. In the meantime, I'll continue to dip the vegemite on toast into my moccona.

Just go all out and put your vegemite on toast in a bowl and pour the coffee on it. Eat it like porridge with a spoon.

 

[Hoos]

Just go all out and put your vegemite on toast in a bowl and pour the coffee on it. Eat it like porridge with a spoon.

How disgusting. I despise porridge.

Have you dunked yours lately?

 

[Dali]

How disgusting. I despise porridge.

Yeah, it's like eating a bowl of muck.

Have you dunked yours lately?

My toast?

Nah, I've been having raisin toast.

 

[Hoos]

Yeah, it's like eating a bowl of muck.

I have tried several times to give it a chance...but no. Pure muck. And it tastes as revolting as it looks.

My toast?

Nah, I've been having raisin toast.

Delicious. I had crumpets today.

And then found out my mechanical repairs and what not will cost me $1,650.

Unbrunchy.

 

[Dali]

And then found out my mechanical repairs and what not will cost me $1,650.

The vibrating seat warmer need replacing?

 

[Hoos]

The vibrating seat warmer need replacing?

Indeed. Sitting on a pair of gloved hands can be rather difficult when behind the wheel.

 

[Dali]

Nigeria have the nicest kit for the 2018 World Cup.

 

[Feraligatr]

They reopened the AFL store at the Werribee plaza. My life is complete.

 

[Dali]

Indeed. Sitting on a pair of gloved hands can be rather difficult when behind the wheel.

Likewise with sitting on somebody's face.

 

[Hoos]

Likewise with sitting on somebody's face.

That would require certain structural...modifications, to one's vehicle.

 

[Dali]

Serena Williams or Maria Sharapova? Hmmm.

That would require certain structural...modifications, to one's vehicle.

Sounds expensive.

 

[Hoos]

Serena Williams or Maria Sharapova? Hmmm.

Serena every time. Watching her bounce about the place is rather arousing.

Sounds expensive.

Especially for a gentleman of modest means.

 

[Dali]

Serena every time. Watching her bounce about the place is rather arousing.

...I was talking about the match tonight. You disgust me.

(Maria everyday of the week).

 

[Hoos]

...I was talking about the match tonight. You disgust me.

(Maria everyday of the week).

Ah, yes. Well. In that case...no I'll stick with the lass with the bouncing big buns.

 

[Dali]

Nigeria have the nicest kit for the 2018 World Cup.

Not that anyone GAF but that statement was immature.

Top 5.
1. Germany away.
2. Argentina away.
3. Mexico home.
4. Croatia home.
5. France home.

Nigeria is the best looking and looks good as a casual guernsey for fans/people.

 

[Hoos]

He had a face like a foot.

Kinda like this?

 

[Hoos]

Not that anyone GAF but that statement was immature.

Top 5.
1. Germany away.
2. Argentina away.
3. Mexico home.
4. Croatia home.
5. France home.

Nigeria is the best looking and looks good as a casual guernsey for fans/people.

I haven't checked them out yet. I'll probably wait until the thing starts, unless I get one of the souvenir magazines I suppose.

 

[Dali]

He had a face like a foot.

To infinity and beyond.

 

[Dali]

Kinda like this?
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Samantha was such a ****.

 

[Hoos]

Samantha was such a ****.

She was the only one I liked.

 

[Stevi_Tigers]

Samantha was such a ****.

The brunette who rooted the bald bloke best

 

[Shazza_]

She was the only one I liked.

mr big

 

[Dali]

She was the only one I liked.

Charlotte was the best.... By far.

The ranga was useless and horse face Priddis was average. Samantha was slutty but came across as a used towel and was looser than an opened jar.