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At the old Hilton barDidn't Botham chase him with a broken bottle
England the lolnorf of cricket.Strong rumour doing the rounds Ponting is going to be offered the senior England coaching job.
I'm kinda glad the cricket is finished so I don't have to listen to the commentary any longer.
Fox in particular was putrid.
Mark Waugh - the new Ian Chappell. Nothing is ever good enough. Calls Australia 'we' and biased as all fu**.
Brendon Julian - boring and dumb.
Brett Lee - dumb as batshit. Repetitive.
Miek Hussey - says some Ok stuff somethmes but for someone who is known as Mr Cricket, he really doesn't add too much. Good on the technical side of batting.
Shane Warne - full-blown narcissist. Loves the sound of his own voice and has this Eddie McGuire type of thing going on where he just has to have the final say no matter what. Repetitive and banal. Just horrendous.
Kerry O'Keefe - the jokes are getting more and more scripted and tiresome now. Actually a good commentator when he talks about the game. One of the better commentators, but he has very little competition. That fake laugh is grating.
The only ones I can handle are Mark Howard, Isa Guha and Michael Vaughan.
From the BBL, Andrew Symonds is a stand out. Brad Haddin not bad.
Great post mate.Youāve captured Warne and Kerry OāKeefe perfectly. If OāKeefe settled down and just focussed on the cricket he is excellent. He is very knowledgeable about the players, their form, history and achievements, and their RFIās.
Warne fmd he has single handedly re-awakened Shtrayaās cultural cringe from a 50 year post modern slumber. He has had an endless stream of amazingly idiotic comments Warne, but my absolute favourite was when a TV special was made about him including interviews with other notables about him and interviews with Warne about Warne. At the very end of this most spew-inducing piece of TV you could ever wish to watch, and which ran for a length of time I will never recover in my life, came this one beautiful gem from Warne himself that made enduring the whole thing almost worthwhile:
He looked straight down the barrel of the camera, through a ludicrously cosmetically altered face, replete with store-bought perfectly white teeth, all of this sitting under some sort of replica young Warne slash desperate former rock star hair that had long ago lost any right to be on his headā¦..you get the picture, you couldnāt see anything more fake if you bought a $7 Rolex on the streets on New Yorkā¦.and says something along these lines to describe himselfā¦.āone thing about me that has always been the case, and will never change is what you see is what you get with me.ā He is an idiot and a c*nt, though I am uncertain if he is a bigger idiot or c*nt. That is the only remaining mystery about him. But Fox Sports, please, get that idiot c*nt the f*ck off my TV.
I agree with most of the others on your hated list but I think you are harsh on Mr Cricket, who I find very easy to listen to.
Symonds is really good, takes the cricket seriously but doesnāt take himself seriously at all. Total breath of fresh air. Haddin shares some good insights about what it is like to be a player in a professional cricket team, he should only get better, just gets the odd thing wrong from time to time at the moment.
Vaughan was a pretty astute test skipper, who embarrassed himself in shorter formats, and you can have him as a commentator, though I will say he seems to have polished up his act a bit. Vaughan has always acted and spoken in Vaghanās interests, he has little credibility with me. I donāt think Guha is great but I donāt want to knock here because I think the idea of having former female cricketers commentating is a good one. Frankie McKay in NZ is my favourite, she is currently Canterbury skipper, perhaps not the biggest glamourpuss in the game, but she really knows her cricket and is a character.
Youāve captured Warne and Kerry OāKeefe perfectly. If OāKeefe settled down and just focussed on the cricket he is excellent. He is very knowledgeable about the players, their form, history and achievements, and their RFIās.
Warne fmd he has single handedly re-awakened Shtrayaās cultural cringe from a 50 year post modern slumber. He has had an endless stream of amazingly idiotic comments Warne, but my absolute favourite was when a TV special was made about him including interviews with other notables about him and interviews with Warne about Warne. At the very end of this most spew-inducing piece of TV you could ever wish to watch, and which ran for a length of time I will never recover in my life, came this one beautiful gem from Warne himself that made enduring the whole thing almost worthwhile:
He looked straight down the barrel of the camera, through a ludicrously cosmetically altered face, replete with store-bought perfectly white teeth, all of this sitting under some sort of replica young Warne slash desperate former rock star hair that had long ago lost any right to be on his headā¦..you get the picture, you couldnāt see anything more fake if you bought a $7 Rolex on the streets on New Yorkā¦.and says something along these lines to describe himselfā¦.āone thing about me that has always been the case, and will never change is what you see is what you get with me.ā He is an idiot and a c*nt, though I am uncertain if he is a bigger idiot or c*nt. That is the only remaining mystery about him. But Fox Sports, please, get that idiot c*nt the f*ck off my TV.
I agree with most of the others on your hated list but I think you are harsh on Mr Cricket, who I find very easy to listen to.
Symonds is really good, takes the cricket seriously but doesnāt take himself seriously at all. Total breath of fresh air. Haddin shares some good insights about what it is like to be a player in a professional cricket team, he should only get better, just gets the odd thing wrong from time to time at the moment.
Vaughan was a pretty astute test skipper, who embarrassed himself in shorter formats, and you can have him as a commentator, though I will say he seems to have polished up his act a bit. Vaughan has always acted and spoken in Vaghanās interests, he has little credibility with me. I donāt think Guha is great but I donāt want to knock here because I think the idea of having former female cricketers commentating is a good one. Frankie McKay in NZ is my favourite, she is currently Canterbury skipper, perhaps not the biggest glamourpuss in the game, but she really knows her cricket and is a character.
Doesnāt Melbourne still hold that record comfortablyEmerald City sets the "gold standard" for virus deaths, no pun intended.
36 deaths in one day.
There's a good reason why it's pronounced co-burnWA has recorded two new cases
They are both linked to the Cockburn cluster.
Contact tracers are working to determine potential exposure sites.
I'll never be mature enough to not chuckle whenever I hear "Cockburn" referenced.
Why would anyone watch that?you obviously didnāt watch the druggies doco
There's a good reason why it's pronounced co-burn
Big news mateNSW police are not confirming whether or not they are questioning the mother as a prime suspect in the case of the missing girl.
Still interested if to know if we are this 'laughing stock of the world' and 'embarrassment' that alarmist claim given the French are in the throes of giving him the flick and Wimbledon are likely going to turf him.
The laughing stock of the world narrative has been pushed by "libertarians" freedom fighters who most definitely aren't left wing. The only criticism towards the government was a valid one that they politicised the whole thing by waiting until Friday close of business to finally make the call, which was done so it would take up media space that was making them look bad from other areas.Hilarious isnāt it?
The only ones running that agenda were spineless media types and left wingers wanting to use it against the govt.
Hilarious isnāt it?
The only ones running that agenda were spineless media types and left wingers wanting to use it against the govt.
It always amazes me that two people whose opinions I respect can look at a situation and have different āviewpointsāā¦ this is actually goodThe laughing stock of the world narrative has been pushed by "libertarians" freedom fighters who most definitely aren't left wing. The only criticism towards the government was a valid one that they politicised the whole thing by waiting until Friday close of business to finally make the call, which was done so it would take up media space that was making them look bad from other areas.
channel nine were spouting embarrassment etc and you could hardly call them left wingersHilarious isnāt it?
The only ones running that agenda were spineless media types and left wingers wanting to use it against the govt.
channel nine were spouting embarrassment etc and you could hardly call them left wingers