The Tattoo Thread

[Doctor Feel]

Hammer inking up over the off season

Awful.

 

[PatientMental]

What a waste, he should have at least gotten some shoulders tattooed on first.

 

[raman]

Gotta say, it's something I will never understand. Young man with an excellent physique and he paints all over it. Still his brother and sister are heavily inked, so it was on the cards.
Who am I kidding?.....I'm just an old fart in his late 30s

I have no problem with tatts in principle, it's just that about 96% of them are terrible.

 

[Power Raid]

I have no problem with tatts in principle, it's just that about 96% of them are terrible.

same but would suggest 96% when they are done and 99.9% 10 years later

 

[Kickpuncher]

I don't mind it. I don't understand what's so bad about it.

I mean it's not even finished yet.

 

[JelloB]

Don't see what the big deal is. Without knowing the context of why he got the tattoo how can anyone judge.

(Hoping it means I am hammer and I will win 5 premierships coz this owl said so).

 

[Ford Fairlane]

What's the deal with chest-covering owls these days? Not the first one of these I've seen.

 

[powermacs]

That tatts an owler.

Ill get my own coat thanks.

 

[powermacs]

But seriously that tatt will look awful 10 years post retirement when it'll look like an owl getting squashed by a couple of sand dunes.

 

[Power Raid]

I met a girl with the most amazing body who stupidly got dolphins tattooed around her belly button. Kind of a waste of great skin but anyway.........

When she went from super hot body to average body the dolphins stretched into dugongs. Oh dear, how short sighted!

 

[raman]

I met a girl with the most amazing body who stupidly got dolphins tattooed around her belly button. Kind of a waste of great skin but anyway.........

See, this is why I generally don't like tattoos on girls. I seem to have a Buffalo Bill-like fetish for perfect skin.

When she went from super hot body to average body the dolphins stretched into dugongs. Oh dear, how short sighted!

...that said, it never really occurred to me before that a tattoo could provide motivation to stay in shape

I knew a girl with four small cat paw prints tattooed across her wrist, and that did things for me that I'm not entirely comfortable with.

Wow, this thread sure got off track, huh?

 

[Power Raid]

See, this is why I generally don't like tattoos on girls. I seem to have a Buffalo Bill-like fetish for perfect skin.




...that said, it never really occurred to me before that a tattoo could provide motivation to stay in shape

I knew a girl with four small cat paw prints tattooed across her wrist, and that did things for me that I'm not entirely comfortable with.

Wow, this thread sure got off track, huh?

oh yeah, thanks

pre-season stuff

 

[raman]

oh yeah, thanks

pre-season stuff

I think this sub-conversation would be well suited to a certain random thoughts-related thread... :ahem:

 

[missionpossible]

damn those tattoos are really dumb

edited for accuracy

 

[Portmanteau]

I'm told Hammer's a big fan

 

[dinger]

This is one of those 'Who gives a **** he could get his body covered in ***** as long as he plays good football' kind of things for me. Seriously couldn't give two shits about what someone else does with their body, if he thinks it looks good, it makes him happy, all the power to him.

 

[sog35]

Owlful.

FTFY

 

[tangolikelama]

meow

 

[edgie]

Delist, or trade to Collingwood. Or Richmond. Or Sydney. Or West Coast.

I think that's all the stereotypically tattoo'd teams

EDIT: Ooh, forgot Brisbane

 

[PatientMental]

Delist, or trade to Collingwood. Or Richmond. Or Sydney. Or West Coast.

I think that's all the stereotypically tattoo'd teams

EDIT: Ooh, forgot Brisbane

So we have to trade Hartlett, Cornes, Cassisi, Schulz, O'Shea, Pittard, White, Shaw and probably a few more, I'm not a fan of doing that

 

[Jonts]

So we have to trade Hartlett, Cornes, Cassisi, Schulz, O'Shea, Pittard, White, Shaw and probably a few more, I'm not a fan of doing that

 

[PatientMental]

 

[Jumbo]

Looks like we need a tattoo's thread so we can keep this for the pre season stuff.

 

[finbarr]

Gotta say, it's something I will never understand. Young man with an excellent physique and he paints all over it. Still his brother and sister are heavily inked, so it was on the cards.
Who am I kidding?.....I'm just an old fart in his late 30s

Happy Birthday for last week btw, PJ.

 

[finbarr]

What's the deal with chest-covering owls these days? Not the first one of these I've seen.

"Do you remember anything else?"


"Very little. Save for one disturbing image of a giant
owl. Pervasive."