I should pre-curse this by saying that I love Clarkson and think he is the best thing that has happened to club since, well perhaps ever but .... truthfully I find a lot of his terminology a bit grating. Perhaps its a city/country thing but phrases like "take the chocolates", "the little fella", "red hot go" (feel free to add more) are colloquial to the point of being self-parodying. He sounds, to me, like a guy who just wandered out of a pub in rural Queensland in the 1940's. I have noticed the players (especially senior guys like Hodge and Roughead) borrowing the same vocabulary also. Another guy who has the country drawl and vernacular down pat is Isaac Smith. I actually find I get pangs of cultural cringe when he is being interviewed.
(calmly awaiting verbal retribution for expressing judgemental opinion of our own).