Goo The Tex Walker Manlove Thread

[radiojake]

Clearly gopower and Elite Crow need a manlove thread all to themselves -

 

[Asgardian]

Poor Ivan. Has to cut it before his wedding next year.

Who will be his Delilah?

 

[Elite Crow]

Most certainly. Form comes and goes, but the wankiness of your media and your supporter base will live on forever.

If Port ever send a choir of geriatrics down to the airport to sing the Power song to an interstate side in a game that Port then go on to lose, then maybe I'll change my mind.

You're form has gone for 5 years So when exactly is it going to come again?

The Crows didn't send anyone down, MMM did. It was a joke and if you think that had any relevance to the result you must be spending too much time in the media shakes head thread version 25 of whinging and bitching.

 

[Elite Crow]

Yeah, I know. I don't hate the Crows. They're too vanilla to hate (see: making Nathan van Illa captain, constantly talking up the ultimate in vanilla Brodie Smith). Your media (I call it 'your' media, because let's be honest, it is) and your supporters, on the other hand, can get screwed. Sums up everything that's wrong with SA.

Lol, f***ed gets swear filtered to screwed. Stupid new site.

You didn't answer the question, when is your form going to come again

 

[LikaTiger]

C'mon this thread is about Tex. Young, dumb and ever so cuddly.

 

[Starburns_]

Nah he can't cut the mullet off.

All the best full forwards have had mullets. Lockett had one in his younger days at St Kilda, Dunstall as well when he had hair, even Gary Ablett Snr had a bit of a mullet and I think Modra had a mullet in his early days too.

Fraser Gehrig only became a gun full forward and cult figure at St Kilda when he grew a mullet.

Jack Riewoldt can win all the Coleman medals he likes but I won't rate him until he grows a mullet.

Jack is a ranga though, I think it's better for all concerned that he doesn't grow a mullet.

Also, someone tries to start a manlove thread for Walker that transcends club support, and the West Horsham flogs decide to try and derail it with another one of their shitfights.

 

[Plugger35]

Jack is a ranga though, I think it's better for all concerned that he doesn't grow a mullet.

Also, someone tries to start a manlove thread for Walker that transcends club support, and the West Horsham flogs decide to try and derail it with another one of their shitfights.

Yeah I should have known better than to make a thread in good faith about a player from one of the South Australian clubs and not expect it to turn into a Crows Port shitfight.

This is a thread to express your manlove for Tex Walker, a dumb mulleted bogan full forward superstar from Broken Hill that transcends club loyalties, a player the whole of Bay 13 should embrace as one of their own, including Port fans.

He is the peoples champion, get around him like Sando and stare into his eyes that have a vacant stare.

 

[Plugger35]

Yeah, do appreciate Tex. He's an underrated star, he looks like an absolute ****wit and he's prone to the occasional hilarious clanger. Perfect cult hero. Just wish he wasn't a Crow.

I realise it must be tough for Port supporters to like Tex when he's a Crows player but he's a hard guy not to like, the big dumb country guy made good.

His performance last night was incredible, just turned the game on it's head and put Pavlich in the shade while doing a bit of showboating along the way to rev the crowd up.

 

[The Karma Bus]

~ Da **** you say bout the mulle' ? ~

 

[MAXIMUM GRUNDAGE]

Ivan still has the superior mullet, but I like the way Tex goes about it!
More AFL players should have mullets.

 

[1970crow]

Was that an injury troll?

Mods?

I thought it was a compliment

 

[the_interloper]

Tex Walker, he definitely looks like he comes from South Australia!

 

[Plugger35]

C'mon Tex, would love to see him play another blinder on Shoenclangers to knock off the Hawks.

Great interview on Ch7 with Dangerfield, what a character.

 

[Plugger35]

Nice goal to Tex, unfortunately he's playing on Gibson rather than Clangers so probably won't kick a big bag.

Tippett should do though.

 

[JimmyDE]

Nice one tex your a good player but I hate you cause of last week!

 

[Plugger35]

Tex with a goal on half time again, he's the half time specialist.

Big quarter with 3 goals, might be on his way to another bag the Mullet Man.

 

[Strangled Cat]

Nice one tex your a good player but I hate you cause of last week!

Exactly the same feeling I had about Pavlich a couple of weeks ago.

 

[BFVirgin]

I thought it was a compliment

Agree, otherwise Freo are a tight unit.

On topic, I hope Tex does good. No love but good luck to him until next week.

 

[Chris who]

Tex, 29 seconds between mark and goal. The extra time that would have meant one last chance

 

[FGMPR]

Tex, 29 seconds between mark and goal. The extra time that would have meant one last chance

I was screaming at him whilst he was twiddling his thumbs. It was terrible.

 

[Schulzenfest]

My manlove for Tex was growing and growing with every second he wasted

 

[CrowAboutIt]

My manlove for Tex was growing and growing with every second he wasted

How'd "the future" play in the finals this year?

 

[CrowAboutIt]

Well he didn't cost his team any chance of a Grand Final berth by being an idiot

True.. Didn't get his team into a prelim either

 

[Plugger35]

Even a gun like Tex can't beat the Hawks and the umpires.

My manlove for him still hasn't diminished.

 

[Praetorian]

Gotta love the way he plays, hes big stupid and old fashioned. Just struggles with the concept of time