Media The Thread With Salary Caps In It (all clubs have been revealed, still more to come, ALL to be revealed later...)

[Barrybran]

Always knew you were are glory hunting mercenary
This all but confirms

Don't let my Mobbs, EKA, 3x All-SFA berths (including one as captain) and multiple top-5 beez finishes cloud the fact that deep down I'm just a humble guy

 

[Bonz]

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And people "Wonder" why I am exploring free agency?

You would explore free agency as well if you were earning less than Grand Uncle Horace

 

[Barrybran]

And people "Wonder" why I am exploring free agency?

You would explore free agency as well if you were earning less than Grand Uncle Horace

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Have you seen how much old folks spend on healthcare?

 

[Bonz]

Have you seen how much old folks spend on healthcare?

Unfortunately everyone at the Wonders has.

 

[Marlowe]

Marlowe, you didn’t let someone drown at a swimming pool by any chance?

 

[Marlowe]

Gold City, located in the Golden Valley suburb, is the single most expensive city to live in in the great Municipality of Sweet. As such, when we entered the league, boncer34 granted us a COLA allowance of an extraordinary 50%. For a long time the $12m cap we operated under was mostly used by our captains to line their own pockets instead of being used to lure free agents (and I believe it's the reason we're the only club to have signed fumbler to multiple million dollar contracts, a shameful blot on our history). In recent seasons, the spread of wealth has evened out as talent at Gold City finally blossomed into something substantial and under new leadership we finally decided to pay friends people.

Anyway, here are the Royals salaries.

Bears to come.

 

[SSwans2011]

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Your sad react also helped inspire me to turnaround my thread-starting rigidity and turn this loose lump of a thread idea into something real and concrete.

Can you move the extra 1 in my name to the contract section?

 

[Marlowe]

Can you move the extra 1 in my name to the contract section?

Sure thing, Sswans201.

 

[Noobz0r]

Gold City, located in the Golden Valley suburb, is the single most expensive city to live in in the great Municipality of Sweet. As such, when we entered the league, boncer34 granted us a COLA allowance of an extraordinary 50%. For a long time the $12m cap we operated under was mostly used by our captains to line their own pockets instead of being used to lure free agents (and I believe it's the reason we're the only club to have signed fumbler to multiple million dollar contracts, a shameful blot on our history). In recent seasons, the spread of wealth has evened out as talent at Gold City finally blossomed into something substantial and under new leadership we finally decided to pay friends people.

Anyway, here are the Royals salaries.

Bears to come.

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Marlowe absolutely getting ripped off

 

[Smartys Power]

Gold City, located in the Golden Valley suburb, is the single most expensive city to live in in the great Municipality of Sweet. As such, when we entered the league, boncer34 granted us a COLA allowance of an extraordinary 50%. For a long time the $12m cap we operated under was mostly used by our captains to line their own pockets instead of being used to lure free agents (and I believe it's the reason we're the only club to have signed fumbler to multiple million dollar contracts, a shameful blot on our history). In recent seasons, the spread of wealth has evened out as talent at Gold City finally blossomed into something substantial and under new leadership we finally decided to pay friends people.

Anyway, here are the Royals salaries.

Bears to come.

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At least I’m paid more than that Marlowe guy.

 

[The Half Back]

How does that * hole spookism get more than me? That really is a kick in the teeth

 

[Marlowe]

Marlowe absolutely getting ripped off

I think you'll find I'm paid pretty fairly if you take into consideration my stats since round 11.

See, the thing about my stats since round 11 is--

 

[spookism]

How does that fu** hole spookism get more than me? That really is a kick in the teeth

My wage is only $66,666 actually.
I made up the difference by offering $5 handjobs behind the sheds

 

[Chipmunk]

Don't let my Mobbs, EKA, 3x All-SFA berths (including one as captain) and multiple top-5 beez finishes cloud the fact that deep down I'm just a humble guy

Yeah Boastybrag

 

[The Filth Wizard]

My wage is only $66,666 actually.
I made up the difference by offering $5 handjobs behind the sheds

Your flexible terms are the real bargain.

 

[Chipmunk]

I did well asking for my salary to be in AUD, post Brexit no doubt I’ll be making money just from the exchange rate.

 

[Marlowe]

This thread wasn't complete until it was sullied with mental images of spookism giving handjobs.

Speaking of handjobs.

Here are the Bears.

 

[Agent93]

This thread wasn't complete until it was sullied with mental images of spookism giving handjobs.

Speaking of handjobs.

Here are the Bears.

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Wow, Millky95 rolling in cheaper than rival expansionists NinjaSwan and The Jesus.

 

[Millky95]

Wow, Millky95 rolling in cheaper than rival expansionists NinjaSwan and The Jesus.

I am happy to take a minimum salary as I do not offer much

 

[Harvey Manfrenjensenden]

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PMBangers least you know next season you will be on at least 700k+ with Loon's leaving

Mind you may as well ask for 1 million because The Jesus is handing some coin back after S30

NO chance.

It's all balanced if you look at the big picture

 

[Noobz0r]

Your flexible terms are the real bargain.

I wonder if anyone else in history has haggled to include giving handjobs in their contract?

 

[tony]

I am happy to take a minimum salary as I do not offer much

Your worth a lot more than that mate and as the book keeper for the Bears, I can say that list is wrong. Some players we don't even pay using money, for eg we pay guero with rocks.

 

[serial_thrilla]

Your worth a lot more than that mate and as the book keeper for the Bears, I can say that list is wrong. Some players we don't even pay using money, for eg we pay guero with rocks.

What kind of rocks?

 

[tony]

What kind of rocks?

I just give him the rocks I dig up in my garden.

 

[Millky95]

Your worth a lot more than that mate and as the book keeper for the Bears, I can say that list is wrong. Some players we don't even pay using money, for eg we pay guero with rocks.

You just want me to get stabbed by a crazy chick