Chipmunk
100% pacifist, British
- Feb 14, 2020
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I'm on way too much and I'd say Testy would say the same about himself. And why are our stooges forced to be on so little when kickthething was able to land a non rookie wage?This thread wasn't complete until it was sullied with mental images of spookism giving handjobs.
Speaking of handjobs.
Here are the Bears.
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You are gold mate. We both know that you only took the minimum salary* to do the team thingI am happy to take a minimum salary as I do not offer much
We need to get security guards for you, I am scared one of your dates will eventually kill you.You just want me to get stabbed by a crazy chick
You dodged a bullet with JamiiYou just want me to get stabbed by a crazy chick
the double ii is always a warning sign.You dodged a bullet with Jamii
Indeedthe double ii is always a warning sign.
My wage is only $66,666 actually.
I made up the difference by offering $5 handjobs behind the sheds
This thread wasn't complete until it was sullied with mental images of spookism giving handjobs.
Speaking of handjobs.
Here are the Bears.
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Oh good.
You didn't include the out of salary 'donations' I receive.
Don't mind me, just driving my 'hire car' to and from training.
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he's very good.So just doing the math real quick.
That's $600,000 worth of handjobs a season.
At five dollars a pop, that's 120,000 handjobs.
A typical Sweet FA season from round 1 to the Grand Final is 20 weeks long.
That's 6,000 handjobs per week, a little over 857 per day. If we grant you and your wrist a day off, say Sundays for game day, where you're expected to earn your other $66,666 a season, that's 1,000 handjobs per day, Monday through Saturday. Factor in 8 hours for sleep and two hours (one hour each way) for commute, that's 71.42 handjobs per hour, or 1.19 per minute.
You have some mighty fast hands there, spook. I've possibly never been more impressed in my life.
#justspookthings
So just doing the math real quick.
That's $600,000 worth of handjobs a season.
At five dollars a pop, that's 120,000 handjobs.
A typical Sweet FA season from round 1 to the Grand Final is 20 weeks long.
That's 6,000 handjobs per week, a little over 857 per day. If we grant you and your wrist a day off, say Sundays for game day, where you're expected to earn your other $66,666 a season, that's 1,000 handjobs per day, Monday through Saturday. Factor in 8 hours for sleep and two hours (one hour each way) for commute, that's 71.42 handjobs per hour, or 1.19 per minute.
You have some mighty fast hands there, spook. I've possibly never been more impressed in my life.
#justspookthings
Bloody good deal. They usually go for $20 elsewhere at least.My wage is only $66,666 actually.
I made up the difference by offering $5 handjobs behind the sheds
Cleaning the Warriors’ premiership cabinet seems like a weird job.
And I still couldn't get an All Sweet FA nom.
Hopefully, some Beez votes from some people are on the way though.
So just doing the math real quick.
That's $600,000 worth of handjobs a season.
At five dollars a pop, that's 120,000 handjobs.
A typical Sweet FA season from round 1 to the Grand Final is 20 weeks long.
That's 6,000 handjobs per week, a little over 857 per day. If we grant you and your wrist a day off, say Sundays for game day, where you're expected to earn your other $66,666 a season, that's 1,000 handjobs per day, Monday through Saturday. Factor in 8 hours for sleep and two hours (one hour each way) for commute, that's 71.42 handjobs per hour, or 1.19 per minute.
You have some mighty fast hands there, spook. I've possibly never been more impressed in my life.
#justspookthings
And I still couldn't get an All Sweet FA nom.
Hopefully, some Beez votes from some people are on the way though.
He's got two hands.
It's why he is an accomplished cross country skier in his off seasons.
He's got two hands.
It's why he is an accomplished cross country skier in his off seasons.