Conspiracy Theory The TV program ALF - conditioning?

[Duritz]

hi everyone

As you know, our government is conditioning us mentally for the inevitable alien attack/arrival which may happen in coming years, and they have been for many decades now. My question is this: why hasn't anyone seen the obvious links in the TV show Alf.

Some of you may not know it but Alf was a show in the 80's where an alien named Alf crash landed from the planet Melmac and lived with a bumbling Jewish family.

Sound suspicious? It gets worse:

1. It turns out there IS not planet called Melmac. They just made it up!!
2. The letters of Melmac re arranged are "Calm Me". Seriously are you kidding me?? The government is even telling us it is trying to "calm me" down for the alien arrival?? Could they be more blatant??

Alf's fave saying is "No problem!!" This is exactly what the government a wants us to believe!!

More to come folks

 

[Thrawn]

ALF also stands for "Animal Liberation Front".

So does that mean the aliens are hardcore, fanatical animal rights zealots? If so then we're screwed.

 

[kane249]

He's also back, in Pog form

Edit: This may be the greatest thing i've ever seen

 

[Duritz]

ALF also stands for "Animal Liberation Front".

So does that mean the aliens are hardcore, fanatical animal rights zealots? If so then we're screwed.

No, it doesn't - it's the People's Front for Animals!



















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