Live Event The Ugly Arrogant American thread plus the Australian Open Tennis.

[JustaBattler]

The only ughly thing about teh tennis was teh Australian stoopid journalists that C9 rolled out talking 1970's 'strine' as if the country was still locked into some kind of bogan Irish Cafolic bog. FMD...

 

[Pistol Night]

Maybe we could get the real thing and make Gina our next President. Imagine the melts from AP

A Gina lap dance will have you back to Nicky Dal size in a jiffy. AP would be in the same conundrum he was when he protested against fossil fuels while driving his petrol car. He cant get a Tesla because of Elon. Hes guna have to go back to riding a horse

 

[Pistol Night]

The only ughly thing about teh tennis was teh Australian stoopid journalists that C9 rolled out talking 1970's 'strine' as if the country was still locked into some kind of bogan Irish Cafolic bog. FMD...

Chompers enhanced our national sophistication dramatically

 

[AvantGardener]

An Gina lap dance will have you back to Nicky Dal size in a jiffy. AP would be in the same conundrum he was when he protested against fossil fuels while driving his petrol car. He cant get a Tesla because of Elon. Hes guna have to go back to riding a horse

I think thats why he wants horse racing banned. So many horses for sale should drive down their price

 

[Pistol Night]

I think thats why he wants horse racing banned. So many horses for sale should drive down their price

Hes playing 4D chess again. Although a racehorse might be a bit too sporty for him. I'm picturing a nice thoroughbred from Brokeback Mountain and AP side saddle along St Kilda beach. Magical

 

[jannissary]

Well dont just sit there playing with your dicks. Win another one. Essendon have decided after 16 flags finals aren't even a priority so we should clear them easily. A Pies/Blues GF to move to 17 might just break Bigfooty, Melbourne, my marriage and Elmer's commitment to be Albos fluffer for the election. Biblical like

basically this. in our infinite generosity we figured everyone else should have a chance at success.

just waiting for a season better than 2000

 

[Pistol Night]

basically this. in our infinite generosity we figured everyone else should have a chance at success.

just waiting for a season better than 2000

3000 might be a nice round number? Sheeds will be stuffed, mounted and wheeled out as it was his dying wish to never leave the joint

 

[WA ROO]

An Gina lap dance will have you back to Nicky Dal size in a jiffy. AP would be in the same conundrum he was when he protested against fossil fuels while driving his petrol car. He cant get a Tesla because of Elon. Hes guna have to go back to riding a horse

He would be looking at one of the cheap little MG IED's

 

[James Colorado]

Chompers enhanced our national sophistication dramatically

I doubt that sentence was one you ever expected to type out.