Banter The WCE Cricket Banter Thread (Ball tampering permitted)

[Dazzler9]

'Healyarc' need to have children and they must play cricket, no bs 'I just want to eradicate fatal diseases and solve world hunger' excuses.

Would've gone for 'Stealy', myself.

 

[avishka5]

That Indian openers making 200 in his 4th game and his first century, to then being dismissed by Dean Elgar lol.

 

[Truckosaurus]

Starcly or get out.

 

[Dazzler9]

Harc

 

[Ochre]

Handsome Alyssa Healy Plus One

 

[KBLT]

Milyssa

 

[ChampRevesby]

I don't understand whats going on in the last 4 posts.

 

[Biggie]

I don't understand whats going on in the last 4 posts.

I am glad it's not just me.

 

[ChampRevesby]

I am glad it's not just me.

I'm easily confused though so anything is possible.

 

[Dazzler9]

I don't understand whats going on in the last 4 posts.

Celebrity couple names for Alyssa Healy and Mitchell STarc. Think Brangelina,etc.

 

[Truckosaurus]

Behrendorff opts for same lower spine surgery as Pattinson

Left-arm quick will head to New Zealand soon to have surgery to fix ongoing back issues and will miss the whole season

www.espncricinfo.com

Hopefully this fixes his issues, he deserves a real run at the Australian team.