The Weekly Banner Thread

[Mofra]

We are the premiers
You're just the pies
Dogs are for winning
Not for cover-up lies

 

[Struggle]

PREMIERS!
EADC!

Repeat for 25 games

 

[maddog37]

2017
A new season begins
Dogs play great footy
But make s**t alibis

 

[KMac4FF]

We're the premiers all season,
You're not while you have Bucks,
They say that we're hungover
But we couldn't give two...

.. hoots?

 

[KMac4FF]

We've been saluting the Drink
Since that One Day in October
But we will kick your butts
Now we're absolutely sober

 

[House_of_Dahl]

someone should send Danny the link to this thread. Would be hilarious if one of them made it!

 

[Dogs_r_barking]

Side-by-side you stick together
But we prefer back-to-back
Tonight the Dogs will launch
Their premiership attack!

Brilliant!

 

[WATCHDOG]

The Dogs are the greatest team in the land.
Throw something at us and we'll break more than your hand!

 

[Libba39]

The monkey is off our back
but thanks for the new gorilla.

 

[slashin_velvet]

A sticky situation
to get caught in a lie
Tonight a dog
will actually hurt a pie.

 

[BRWB]

A sticky situation
to get caught in a lie
Tonight a dog
will actually hurt a pie.

You should write the Carlton banners mate...

 

[BRWB]

Dogs are dangerous
Jordy's lit the fuse
But tonight you'll discover
We're not fake news



Pies, thanks for Cloke
But wez Wellsy and Mayne?
Surely it's a joke
Were you insane?

 

[DelRe]

Bevo Picken Jong?
Where on earth is Smith?
Some say he's got it wrong
He must be taking the ... most appropriate course of action given he's a premiership coach and knows more than the rest of us.

 

[Simon Phoenix]

Should be a cracker tonight if these rejected banners are anything to go by.

 

[Fossie 32]

Jongy gave the Pies the flick
After touring their facilities
They have a lot of money
But they can't match our abilities

 

[Libba39]

What was the actual banner??

 

[NBates]

Yeah i couldn't see it either. Please share anyone who saw it.

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[MrChristo]

Look out Jordan
Here comes a dog
Don't hit that handle
You lying flog

Brilliant.

 

[Bont2Bruce]

What was the actual banner??

Yeah i couldn't see it either. Please share anyone who saw it.

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It was essentially quotes from the Dr Seuss book "Oh the Places You Will Go", (which is the obscured first line) just like Bevo's recent speech.

 

[BRWB]

It was essentially quotes from the Dr Seuss book "Oh the Places You Will Go", (which is the obscured first line) just like Bevo's recent speech.

Yeah - a few posters here have this effort covered.

 

[Libba39]

Mmmm, a little long-winded. For a Dr Seuss theme I would have gone something like....


We will beat them on this ground,
We will beat the all year round,
We will beat them oh so good,
We will beat old Colling-wood.

 

[DelRe]

Mmmm, a little long-winded. For a Dr Seuss theme I would have gone something like....


We will beat them on this ground,
We will beat the all year round,
We will beat them oh so good,
We will beat old Colling-wood.

Very good - almost Dr Seuss doing Churchill

 

[Hard Ball Get]

A very fitting banner. Dr Suess' best book imo and Bevo's too, great minds and all that...

 

[TempleKelvington]

I liked mine better.

 

[BRWB]

And for next week.

Congratulations
Western Bulldogs
Premiers 2016.

Simplicity - given who we are playing and the flag unfurling