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worbod

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On Sunday Hawthorn will have weaved and ducked,
But those hawk feathers are going to be plucked.
They'll be out-goaled, out-tackled and even out-rucked,
And their efforts to win will be completely of a level which has truly sucked.

(Wish I could have made that last line shorter somehow)
 

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On Sunday Hawthorn will have weaved and ducked,
But those hawk feathers are going to be plucked.
They'll be out-goaled, out-tackled and even out-rucked,
And their efforts to win will be completely of a level which has truly sucked.

(Wish I could have made that last line shorter somehow)
“And in the end we will triumph and they will be frustrated “
No doesn’t rhyme :(
 

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grassman75

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You come from the coast,
Somewhere up north,
We're not here to boast
But we're currently fourth

Our members are plenty,
Yours are so few,
Have you tried counting legs,
And dividing by two?

Perhaps it's your name,
Maybe a change - now don't be afraid,
The Suns is soooo lame,
It's got a ring The Meter Maids?
 
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jaxie1

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You come from the coast,
Somewhere up north,
We're not here to boast
But we're currently fourth

Our members are plenty,
Yours are so few,
Have you tried counting legs,
And dividing by two?

Perhaps it's your name,
Maybe should change it - don't be afraid,
The Suns is soooo lame,
Have you tried the Meter Maids?
You come from the coast,
Somewhere up north,
We're not here to boast
But we're currently fourth

Our members are plenty,
Yours are so few,
Have you tried counting legs,
And dividing by two?

Perhaps it's your name,
Maybe should change it - don't be afraid,
The Suns is soooo lame,
Have you tried the Meter Maids?
they may have something about Picko
 

grassman75

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they may have something about Picko


Finals like no other,
Four weeks to remember,
A team of 21 brothers
And Picko…..Mr September

It's over they cried,
As he kicked the sealer
Was that you Jaxie,
The 3 row squealer?

The dam wall did burst
After 62 years,
We were no longer cursed
Here's to the Bullgods - CHEERS


#ThanksPicko
 

worbod

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I tried writing something which fits in to the chorus of Walkin' on the Sun by Smashmouth, but it reads more as a newsletter message to supporters.

So don't delay, act now, seat space is running out.
Come to Docklands and watch the Doggies go on the run.
We'll run and spread as if there's no tomorrow,
We'll leave the Gold Coast stunned, we're going to end up walking on The Suns.
 

worbod

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This is a better effort:

Gold Coast's late comeback helped them steal the game.
So what, we did exactly the same.
They have four points but we have eight,
Let's increase it to twelve - sorry Suns, no rebate.
 
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