Round seven versus the Tigers,
The win should be a sinch,
They will not see it coming,
Caleb Daniel versus Tom Lynch,
Last year we ran them close,
If not for battering the goal post,
The Dogs will win, we have the thirst,
Just remember you heard it here first.
We've been on a Rocky road so far
and the eyes of the Tigers are looking good.
Tigers, Tigers burning bright,
We'll turn you into Doggie food.
So let's persist and make a comeback
Just like a tiger wood.
"No change" the club announces, you can hear the melts and cries
"How does Bevo think we'll win when we're so bloody under-sized?"
So if there's no-one dropped to VFL and no-one's coming in
There's just one change we need to see: KICK STRAIGHT ---> WE WIN.
Oh Ballarat, my favourite town,
The people always smile,
Never wear a frown,
Oh Ballarat, famous for it's gold,
Can't feel my fingers and toes,
Because it's so cold,
Oh Ballarat, where the surface is great,
Pity they put the oval,
In an industrial estate.
Oh Ballarat, this game would be worth the hassle,
If they threw in free tickets.
To Sovereign Hill or Kryal Castle.
Marcus Bontempelli has the most metres gained so far,
But Suckling is coming and he is driving a fast car,
Dogs fans love for Suckling is fickle,
But his left leg cuts through the opposition like a sickle.