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Brownlow Medallist
Jun 17, 2009
18,678
27,167
Canberra
AFL Club
Western Bulldogs
Other Teams
Arsenal
I sent this one to the club as my suggestion for this week's banner. I'm waiting in eager anticipation.

We got smashed by the no-hoper Blues
Yet we still didn't make headline news
In the room there's an elephant:
We're no longer relevant

It's enough to drive Dogs fans to boos

:beercheers::beercheers: :drunk::drunk::drunk:
 

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worbod

Premiership Player
Oct 26, 2008
4,995
5,833
Bendigo
AFL Club
Western Bulldogs
Other Teams
Liverpool
We've been on a Rocky road so far
and the eyes of the Tigers are looking good.
Tigers, Tigers burning bright,
We'll turn you into Doggie food.
So let's persist and make a comeback
Just like a tiger wood.
 

Next Waiting

Premiership Player
Jan 19, 2014
3,629
5,652
AFL Club
Western Bulldogs
Will Bevos sworn enemy
On the eve of his centenary
Damn him to blazes
With his slimy faint praises
Slide the door ye olde purple
Bevo's a winner and doesnt look like Urkel
 

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Yojimbo

Norm Smith Medallist
Nov 14, 2012
9,218
8,011
On the "Sweet Wagon"
AFL Club
Western Bulldogs
Oh Ballarat, my favourite town,
The people always smile,
Never wear a frown,
Oh Ballarat, famous for it's gold,
Can't feel my fingers and toes,
Because it's so cold,
Oh Ballarat, where the surface is great,
Pity they put the oval,
In an industrial estate.
Oh Ballarat, this game would be worth the hassle,
If they threw in free tickets.
To Sovereign Hill or Kryal Castle.
 
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worbod

Premiership Player
Oct 26, 2008
4,995
5,833
Bendigo
AFL Club
Western Bulldogs
Other Teams
Liverpool
Welcome PaddlePop Lions,
to beautiful Ballarat.
But the Dogs are gonna show
another way to skin a cat.
Damn, you stole my punchline


Brisbane think they're the lion kings,
but hakuna matata is what we will sing.
We'll bring their winning streak to a stop
and leave Brisbane cold, just like a Paddle Pop.
 

Yojimbo

Norm Smith Medallist
Nov 14, 2012
9,218
8,011
On the "Sweet Wagon"
AFL Club
Western Bulldogs
Welcome back to the side Matthew Suckling
You once were the Dogs' Ugly Duckling
But since Yojimbo explained
You have most "Metres Gained"
Your inclusion has got us all chuckling
Marcus Bontempelli has the most metres gained so far,
But Suckling is coming and he is driving a fast car,
Dogs fans love for Suckling is fickle,
But his left leg cuts through the opposition like a sickle.
 

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