The Weekly Banner Thread

Yojimbo

Norm Smith Medallist
Nov 14, 2012
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Home and Away.
AFL Club
Western Bulldogs
A trip to the West,
Is always a test,
We are going to kick straight,
And not wonkey,
For at the end of the day,
We don't want the Eagles to say,
Bevo is Simpson's donkey.
 

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worbod

Premiership Player
Oct 26, 2008
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Bendigo
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Western Bulldogs
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Liverpool
I wanted to write something parodying David Bowie's "Ashes to Ashes" because it had the word "junkie" in it, but I struggled. In the end I wrote this:

Ashes to Ashes, Sorrow is near.
Our premiership Heroes will bring you tears.
It's time for Golden Years, we're not Absolute Beginners,
The Diamond Dogs will have eagles for dinner.
 

ThirdLegUp

Premiership Player
Apr 29, 2013
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AFL Club
Western Bulldogs
Last week was like a thorny bog
the Dogs all played like a constipated flog,
but this week we are all young grunts
to beat you ******* eagle campaigners
 

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dogwatch

Premium Platinum
Jun 17, 2009
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Actual Banner:
A new season is here
There's change in the air
Dogs fans will cheer
As the Eagles despair

hmmm
"hmmm" is generous. I was thinking more along the lines of "cringeworthy".
If that's the best we can do I'd rather just have red, white and blue crepe with no message at all.
 
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dogwatch

Premium Platinum
Jun 17, 2009
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Hey kids, see if you can work out the theme of this week's WB banner!

Bottom of the ladder clash but there's still a bit of class
Bont and Cripps will give some cheek, it's sure to be a cracker
Silvertails think they'll win but we just say "PIG'S ARSE!!"
Coz we'll have a decent crack and we'll stick it up their clacker.
 
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