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There once was a young man named JoelThere once was player named Hamling
Who played in a flag he was awesome,
Now under the coaching of Lyon
He resembles a spud named Zac Dawson.
(Way too Long I know)
I like this one. Wouldn't mind seeing it for real.Western Bulldogs
Last week - Horse breakers
This week - Lyon tamers.
KM
"Whatever it takes"
Not sure I like him doing extra carricula activities, needs to focus.Sorry if this is not quite the right place (media thread?), but I think I might go to one of the gigs:
Comedy Festival 2017: Danny McGinlay’s Bulldogs Bannerman Live! is a gift for footy fans ★★★½
James Wigney, Herald Sun
April 6, 2017 4:48pm
Last year’s epic AFL Grand Final win by the Western Bulldogs to break a 62-year premiership drought has mostly been breathlessly written and spoken about as a fairytale or a drama. And fair enough, too.
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But Danny McGinlay has also found a rich vein of comedy in the team’s unlikely charge from easybeat to top dog and begins with a bold claim: “This is the story of I how I won the flag for the Bulldogs.”
For those sons (and daughters) of the West – and a quick show of hands suggests there are plenty in the room — it’s a chance to relive that one day in October, but just as much it’s a show about the crazy world of footy fandom and the highs we enjoy and the lows we endure for our teams.
McGinlay has worked on Utopia, The Project and The Footy Show, but his main claim to fame is as the bannerman for the Bulldogs – he’s the guy who comes up with those pithy rhymes and slogans that adorn the banners the players run through every week. And after a roundabout background of how he came to support the ultimate battler’s club (basically his mum was a tightarse), and a reliving of the Doggies many lean years, McGinlay explains how he got the gig for the seasons leading up to the biggest day in the club’s history, galvanised by a particularly lame banner and a flogging at the hands of fellow cellar-dwellers Brisbane in 2014.
With slides backing him up, he then embarks on a hilarious journey through some of the wildly inappropriate banners of the past (there really was one that said Lick Them Pussy’s, with the misplaced apostrophe the least wrong thing about it), before running through his favourite efforts, as well as some even funnier ones that were rejected out of hand by the Bulldogs “fun police”.
media_cameraBulldogs Bannerman Live! lets Danny McGinlay relive the Western Bulldogs’ premiership win over and over again.
All of which, of course, leads up to that grand final for the ages when, as luck would have it, McGinlay’s first child was due. And any true football fan will recognise the anxiety of having your team at the big dance (“it’s like your wedding day, but with a 50 per cent chance that she won’t say ‘I do’”) and the wild exhilaration and celebrations that followed.
While the focus is squarely on the Dogs, there’s plenty for all footy fans to love (non-Sherrin aficionados might struggle though) – from the inevitable, but still funny, digs at Collingwood to the Essendon drugs saga as well as gags at the expense of ex-players, conservative columnists and tourists in the audience slightly bewildered by the game.
And, as an added bonus, he caps the night off with a genuine Bulldog champion — Jordan Roughead comes on stage for some refreshingly loose revelations about the grand final prelude and its booze-soaked aftermath.
Danny McGinlay, Bulldogs Bannerman Live! Comic’s Lounge, 26 Errol St, North Melbourne, on April 9, 16 and 23. Buy tickets here
Next week, roo cullers!Western Bulldogs
Last week - Horse breakers
This week - Lyon tamers.
KM