The Weekly Banner Thread

[BRWB]

As we know the Danny McGinley has done a great job with our banners. My favourite from last year was.


So can BF come up with a banner that tops Danny's every week?

First crack:

Bulldogs break records & stuff
But Bulldogs we still love
When the Pies run out of puff
Trav can lend a glove

 

[VitalDread]

Dogs to have more bite than De Goey Dog

 

[ossie_21]

Friday night footy at the MCG!
Hot Dogs!
Cold Pies!

 

[Dogs_R_Us]

Is Danny "The Hurricane" McGinlay doing our banners again this year?

 

[VitalDread]

Is Danny "The Hurricane" McGinlay doing our banners again this year?

yep

 

[Pugz89]

First time back at the G
Since the Bulldogs won the flag
Only think better than a win
Will be to see Trav kick a bag

 

[dogwatch]

No doubt the Pies will have a crack
But they'll find it is no use
As Bevo's boys go back to back
Inspired by Dr Seuss

 

[Next Waiting]

Dogs wear red
And dogs wear blue
Dogs wreak havoc Bucks
Would I lie to you?

 

[grassman75]

Everything has changed
Absolutely nothing's changed
Except for the face De Goey's fist rearranged

 

[Bont2Bruce]

This thread is going way better than the banter thread already.

 

[SayerTheCreator]

We've got Bob
He's our man
You've got excuses
And no dental plan

 

[Libba39]

Poor old Collingwood
Been in a Goey mess
And now you face the premiers
Who are looking to impress.


The bully-wobbles?
No way you flogs!
Hangovers are for young pies
With imaginary dogs

 

[Norm De Guerre]

 

[Snake Livermore]

half a preseason
and we've got no rucks
but that doesn't matter
cos your coached by bucks

 

[NBates]

At least it will be the truth when the Magpies lose the fight and blame the 'Dogs today.

 

[BRWB]

I knew we had untapped some talent on this board. More likes chucked out in five minutes here than in a week.

Pies got Mayne
We got Cloke
Tonight the Pies
Will get the joke

 

[Optimistic Dog]

IN 2016 WE WERE THE BEST
IN 2017 WERE ARE AHEAD OF THE REST

 

[Libba39]

Side-by-side you stick together
But we prefer back-to-back
Tonight the Dogs will launch
Their premiership attack!

 

[House_of_Dahl]

The dog ate your homework
The dog broke your fist
And now a pack of mauling dogs
Just demolished your whole list

 

[Substance]

half a preseason
and we've got no rucks
but that doesn't matter
cos your coached by bucks

The grammar mistake makes this banner

 

[maddog37]

Pies have lots of money
Pies have many a member
Dogs don't have much of either
But at least we get to play in September.

 

[Bodicifer]

Look out Jordan
Here comes a dog
Don't hit that handle
You lying flog

 

[TempleKelvington]

Roses are red,
violets are blue,
Some banners rhyme,
And some don't.

 

[Dannnnnnnnnn]

We're the premiers all season,
You're not while you have Bucks,
They say that we're hungover
But we couldn't give two...

 

[Dannnnnnnnnn]

Pies banner idea, courtesy of Danny McGinlay:

http://www.heraldsun.com.au/sport/a...k=218826ce78e9bc3aa970371c772bf0bc-1490242088