The Weekly Banner Thread

[Libba39]

Bad luck Hawthorn
Your chances are blown to buggary
Because we won't be fooled
By this blatant Scully-duggery...

 

[Triple Baileys]

We have listened enough to your phoney tough guy rants
We know brown and gold are the colour of your underpants.

 

[flamethrower]

What's Going On At Hawthorn
The Team of Medical Miracles
Do They Have the Greatest Doctors In the World
Or Pump their players full of "special" Pills

 

[worbod]

On Sunday Hawthorn will have weaved and ducked,
But those hawk feathers are going to be plucked.
They'll be out-goaled, out-tackled and even out-rucked,
And their efforts to win will be completely of a level which has truly sucked.

(Wish I could have made that last line shorter somehow)

 

[Fossie 32]

On Sunday Hawthorn will have weaved and ducked,
But those hawk feathers are going to be plucked.
They'll be out-goaled, out-tackled and even out-rucked,
And their efforts to win will be completely of a level which has truly sucked.

(Wish I could have made that last line shorter somehow)

“And in the end we will triumph and they will be frustrated “
No doesn’t rhyme

 

[worbod]

“And in the end we will triumph and they will be frustrated “
No doesn’t rhyme

No, it doesn't. But that F-word you used has me intrigued. Maybe you're on to something.

 

[Yojimbo]

I like a good rap:

Here comes the Suns,
Our nemesis from JLT1,
On top of the ladder we could be,
If we have a good win in round 3.

Yo, Yo, Yo, word. (MF)

 

[Pugz89]

Swans and Hawks were
knocked off the perch
If the team keeps winning
Then we'll need more merch

 

[Libba39]

Two tri-colour teams
But you only ever wear two...
Why is that Gold Coast?
Did your coach eat all the blue?

 

[Running Dog]

Bulldogs' bright young guns
cause a total eclipse of the Suns.

 

[Fossie 32]

They've had joy, they've had fun
The season's over for the Suns

 

[Pugz89]

Here come the Suns
Along with a hint of dew
But you'll be no match
For the red, white and blue

 

[grassman75]

You come from the coast,
Somewhere up north,
We're not here to boast
But we're currently fourth

Our members are plenty,
Yours are so few,
Have you tried counting legs,
And dividing by two?

Perhaps it's your name,
Maybe a change - now don't be afraid,
The Suns is soooo lame,
It's got a ring The Meter Maids?

 

[jaxie1]

You come from the coast,
Somewhere up north,
We're not here to boast
But we're currently fourth

Our members are plenty,
Yours are so few,
Have you tried counting legs,
And dividing by two?

Perhaps it's your name,
Maybe should change it - don't be afraid,
The Suns is soooo lame,
Have you tried the Meter Maids?

You come from the coast,
Somewhere up north,
We're not here to boast
But we're currently fourth

Our members are plenty,
Yours are so few,
Have you tried counting legs,
And dividing by two?

Perhaps it's your name,
Maybe should change it - don't be afraid,
The Suns is soooo lame,
Have you tried the Meter Maids?

they may have something about Picko

 

[Libba39]

they may have something about Picko

Today the red white and blue
Celebrate our courageous number forty-two
He took more knocks, hits and punches
Than the Gold Coast has had cut lunches!

 

[grassman75]

they may have something about Picko

Finals like no other,
Four weeks to remember,
A team of 21 brothers
And Picko…..Mr September

It's over they cried,
As he kicked the sealer
Was that you Jaxie,
The 3 row squealer?

The dam wall did burst
After 62 years,
We were no longer cursed
Here's to the Bullgods - CHEERS


#ThanksPicko

 

[maddog37]

I would just keep it simple.

Thanks Picko. Always a Bulldog Legend.

 

[NBates]

The Bulldogs will honor Picko
With a toast of a few whiskies
And win the game on Sunday
Against the team that look like twisties

 

[Mofra]

Picken
Bulldog Immortal

 

[worbod]

I tried writing something which fits in to the chorus of Walkin' on the Sun by Smashmouth, but it reads more as a newsletter message to supporters.

So don't delay, act now, seat space is running out.
Come to Docklands and watch the Doggies go on the run.
We'll run and spread as if there's no tomorrow,
We'll leave the Gold Coast stunned, we're going to end up walking on The Suns.

 

[worbod]

This is a better effort:

Gold Coast's late comeback helped them steal the game.
So what, we did exactly the same.
They have four points but we have eight,
Let's increase it to twelve - sorry Suns, no rebate.

 

[BRWB]

Thanks Picko
You had a good run
Now lets celebrate
By setting on the Suns

 

[DelRe]

Picture of a Bulldogs jumper with a number 42 on the back.

Then add quote “Picken from behind”.

 

[dogwatch]

Guns of the West - Play like Picko!

 

[grassman75]

Back in the the day we tookie,
A chance on a Williamstown rookie,
He was a star, a gem, a rare find,
We'll Never forget..Picken from behind