The Weekly Banner Thread

[Triple Baileys]

On the reverse side of the Picken tribute:

GCS: this week, you will be Thor.

More thor than Ita Buttrose.

 

[Pugz89]

Today we gather together
Looking for three wins in a row
And farewell a beloved Bullgod
By saying #ThanksPicko

 

[Yojimbo]

A quiet Friday night at the MCG,
Would be very good.
No victory jacket for Joffa,
No chants of COLL-ING-WOOD.

 

[Libba39]

You may have big Cox
But we've got a little guy with a helmet

 

[Pugz89]

Bulldogs against the Pies,
Bevo set for coach Bucks,
Tonight we'll remind everyone
That Collingwood still sucks

 

[Triple Baileys]

You may have big Cox
But we've got a little guy with a helmet

But a big Cox has a helmet too.

Almost time for the "Testaments" joke.

 

[Fossie 32]

We got the odds from last week’s loss
Now this week we can make like a boss
Gamble responsibly and bring home the prize
As we ream the bookies as well as the Pies

 

[Libba39]

Tonight at the G
We go for three wins
Which coincidentally is the same number
As Eddie has chins

 

[dogwatch]

The coaches hatch tactics - they have their own stances
So whose tactics are best and what are their chances?

Well ... we've got Bevo's so the Pies must have Buckley's

 

[TempletonTheRat]

The coaches hatch tactics - they have their own stances
So whose tactics are best and what are their chances?

Well ... we've got Bevo's so the Pies must have Buckley's

The millennials will have no idea what that means

 

[grassman75]

Your Cox is big,
Your Cox is tall,
Your Cox likes to bump
Off the ball(s)

Our Dick(son) is small
Our Dick(son) is straight
Our Dickson target
For 100 games mate

Go Tinder!

 

[grassman75]

Good ol' Collingwood forever..
They know how to play the game..
Clearly the banner didn't stick together...
In their most important game

 

[Yojimbo]

The coaches hatch tactics - they have their own stances
So whose tactics are best and what are their chances?

Well ... we've got Bevo's so the Pies must have Buckley's

I had to phone a friend,
But I got it in the end,
I like to think I am intelligent,
But the truth it does offend.

 

[NBates]

The tossers Eddie did attack
Was like the pot calling the kettle black

Sent from my SM-G930F using Tapatalk

 

[Pugz89]

Cold Pies and Hot Dogs
under lights on Friday night
soon you'll learn that our bark
is nothing compared to our bite

 

[BRWB]

Dogs to crush Pies
And inflict a loss
While Ed still cries
Over the coin toss

 

[worbod]

The premiership's a cakewalk, let's steal that from their song.
Let's steal the four points from them too - you know it isn't wrong.
Collingwood folk are used to stealing, let's make them feel the heat,
You don't need to toss a coin to know we will put them in the hot seat.

 

[ossie_21]

Nobody likes cold Pies,
tonight’s all about hot Dogs,
We’re gonna have some Naught-y fun,
Whilst Bucks will be metagrobilised

 

[Libba39]

For all those G.O.T fans...


You're leader is a Bolton,
Next Sunday he is dreading,
That this game forever more,
Will be known as 'The Blue Wedding'.

 

[Mr. Walker]

Did our actual banner for Friday night say something like "Just Do It"?

 

[Yojimbo]

A battle for the Wooden Spoon,
Has come before it's even June,
Both teams have had a roast,
Vanquished by the mighty Gold Coast,
Bolton says it's time to win,
Bevo's hair is getting thin,
Sunday fills our hearts with fear,
Tipping point of the year.

 

[BRWB]

Blues' green shoots
Is a great bedtime story
But Dogs' blood and boots
Will continue Blues' tragic history

 

[flamethrower]

Carlton's Master 5 Year Plan
Poach SOS and Raid the GWS Reject Tip
Alas the One Player They Left Behind
Helped Win the 2016 Premiership

 

[Spectre]

A battle for the Wooden Spoon,
Has come before it's even June,
Both teams have had a roast,
Vanquished by the mighty Gold Coast,
Bolton says it's time to win,
Bevo's hair is getting thin,
Sunday fills our hearts with fear,
Tipping point of the year.

Channeling some authentic pre-2016 bulldog spirit there. Very gritty, like a Chris Nolan batman flick!

 

[NBates]

Bulldogs: your mission today is to ensure there is only one resurrection being celebrated.