The Weekly Banner Thread

[Fossie 32]

The Dogs will make you even more tragic
And what we reckon would be really magic
Is to help with your season from hell
By making it zero W and 5L

 

[grassman75]

Big Jack he called us tragic,
Said our history was s**t.
Collo stole Granty's brownlow
The cunning little git.

Since '95 we've been good
We've won a flag and showed some class
Whilst Carlton collected spoons of wood
And played like a Pigs Arse

 

[grassman75]

Our club was once called tragic
But we've recently won a flag
The last time you won anything
Your players were paid from a paper bag

 

[Yojimbo]

Grassman75 showed his class,
Tales of paper bags and pigs arse,
I hope the boys they come out firing,
And Carlton are still blue after the siren.

 

[Pugz89]

Dogs and Blues on Easter Sunday
Neither team is getting to cocky
But today the kids get Easter eggs
And the Dogs will get the choccy

 

[Triple Baileys]

Get ****ed Carlton
You pack of campaigners.

 

[Kennel Master]

Here is the news
Dogs conquer the Blues

KM

 

[worbod]

It's a holiday time of the year
So Carlton should pack up and go.
May I suggest Blues: Hawaii,
Because we're going to leave you Five-O.

 

[Optimistic Dog]

Where the is a Will there is way
Hayes will dominate the play
The dogs are very Young today
Watch Lachie star on Easter Sunday

 

[Triple Baileys]

For many years, you've just been Carlton,
But after this match it'll be
LOL Carlton

 

[Triple Baileys]

It's a holiday time of the year
So Carlton should pack up and go.
May I suggest Blues: Hawaii,
Because we're going to leave you Five-O.

I tried, but this one can't be beaten.

 

[Fossie 32]

I tried, but this one can't be beaten.

Yes, top shelf Worbod

 

[Next Waiting]

The only winless side
Wow youse guys are poos
I guess that's why
They call you the blues

 

[Yojimbo]

He is no whipping boy,
He is no ugly duckling,
Face the fact you flogs.
No Suckling, no Dogs.

Note: We may have won the odd game without him.

 

[Yojimbo]

He craps on Bontempelli,
Defecates on Jack Macrae,
Face the fact you flogs,
No Duryea, no Dogs.

Note: Suckling got a poem, don't want to hurt your feelings.

 

[BRWB]

Our pygmy Dogs are all go
And will make Freo shatter
Because Rossy should know
That size doesn't matter

 

[Yojimbo]

Go West young men,
To take on the Dockers,
Losing to the Suns and the Blues,
Were absolute shockers,
300 games congrats David Mundy,
Do us a favour keep it under a hundred.

 

[Anja_Nees]

Our banners have become painful since we shafted McGinlay.

 

[grassman75]

Our banners have become painful since we shafted McGinlay.

Ours...or the real ones?

 

[NBates]

Ours...or the real ones?

Ours are always painful but 100% better than the cheer squads.

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[Bulldog Brent]

Our banners have become painful since we shafted McGinlay.

Did we shaft him?

 

[NBates]

Did we shaft him?

Not sure what happened there, but I bet the bottom line was money - he either asked for some or asked for more...

 

[Yojimbo]

Our banners have become painful since we shafted McGinlay.

McGinlay became the Eddie Maguire of the western suburbs, but without the power and
plans for world domination followed by a black and white utopia.

 

[Anja_Nees]

Did we shaft him?

Yep, nothing to do with money (I think he actually volunteered).

First was told to tone it down after the flag so we didn’t look cocky.

Then he did a comedy bit at a gathering at Peter Gordon’s house with a gag that hit a nerve and was asked politely to stop coming (heard it and it wasn’t offensive at all, can’t quite remember it but it was part of his comedy festival show last year).

 

[Yojimbo]

Caleb Daniel is from South Australia,
Which has a strong smell of bogan,
The wee man in the helmet says,
I want to play on Jesse Hogan.