The Weekly Banner Thread

[NBates]

A sure way to beat Freo
And I don't want to sound mean
Is to send them to the President's Lunch
And recommend the duck terrine

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[dogwatch]

I sent this one to the club as my suggestion for this week's banner. I'm waiting in eager anticipation.

We got smashed by the no-hoper Blues
Yet we still didn't make headline news
In the room there's an elephant:
We're no longer relevant
It's enough to drive Dogs fans to boos

 

[flamethrower]

Doggies and Dockers to honour the ANZACs
From the other side of our land
Bevo spewing when he saw their team
And couldn't put Caleb on big Sandilands

 

[DelRe]

The indigenous name for this area means place of crying but we know we’re not far from success.

 

[Yojimbo]

Round seven versus the Tigers,
The win should be a sinch,
They will not see it coming,
Caleb Daniel versus Tom Lynch,
Last year we ran them close,
If not for battering the goal post,
The Dogs will win, we have the thirst,
Just remember you heard it here first.

 

[worbod]

We've been on a Rocky road so far
and the eyes of the Tigers are looking good.
Tigers, Tigers burning bright,
We'll turn you into Doggie food.
So let's persist and make a comeback
Just like a tiger wood.

 

[grassman75]

Congratulations Luke,
100 games for Bev
It's time to prove you aren't a fluke
And use our mid year pick on Fev

 

[Fossie 32]

100 games to Bev today
And the flag we wanted aye?
Let’s show the Tigers where we’re at
So you and Libba can raise the bat

 

[Next Waiting]

Bevo brings up the ton
Lets bring back the run
The second flag's
Already in the bag
Time for the third
Word

 

[NBates]

Battle of the has beens
Go Dogs!

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[Next Waiting]

Will Bevos sworn enemy
On the eve of his centenary
Damn him to blazes
With his slimy faint praises
Slide the door ye olde purple
Bevo's a winner and doesnt look like Urkel

 

[NBates]

They copied our premiership
Took our women second hand
Now I hear they want Punt Rd to emulate
The return of the WO and the Hyde St band

 

[dogwatch]

"No change" the club announces, you can hear the melts and cries
"How does Bevo think we'll win when we're so bloody under-sized?"
So if there's no-one dropped to VFL and no-one's coming in
There's just one change we need to see: KICK STRAIGHT ---> WE WIN.

Simples.

 

[BRWB]

100 games in and
Bev's hit the wall
Picking guys who can't kick
Or even handball

 

[Libba39]

You've called your youth 'compost'
But the Dogs will ensure
That after Saturday night
They're known as 'manure'.

 

[grassman75]

You've called your youth 'compost'
But the Dogs will ensure
That after Saturday night
They're known as 'manure'.

Needs more Namure

 

[DelRe]

Congratulations Luke Beveridge
100 games as coach and stuck on win 54
A Bulldog through and through

 

[Yojimbo]

Oh Ballarat, my favourite town,
The people always smile,
Never wear a frown,
Oh Ballarat, famous for it's gold,
Can't feel my fingers and toes,
Because it's so cold,
Oh Ballarat, where the surface is great,
Pity they put the oval,
In an industrial estate.
Oh Ballarat, this game would be worth the hassle,
If they threw in free tickets.
To Sovereign Hill or Kryal Castle.

 

[Triple Baileys]

Brisbane, you sold us Schache
We're gonna smash you so hard
You'll reach for the wacky-tobaccy.

 

[Fossie 32]

Last week we were astounding
We remembered how to football
Today Brissy will get a Pounding
Yes Caro, that's a GOOD Call

 

[NBates]

Brisbane travel to Ballarat
An easy win they thought
Well you might own the logo
But a lions' heart is in our Astronaught

 

[Running Dog]

Welcome PaddlePop Lions,
to beautiful Ballarat.
But the Dogs are gonna show
another way to skin a cat.

 

[worbod]

Welcome PaddlePop Lions,
to beautiful Ballarat.
But the Dogs are gonna show
another way to skin a cat.

Damn, you stole my punchline


Brisbane think they're the lion kings,
but hakuna matata is what we will sing.
We'll bring their winning streak to a stop
and leave Brisbane cold, just like a Paddle Pop.

 

[dogwatch]

Welcome back to the side Matthew Suckling
You once were the Dogs' Ugly Duckling
But since Yojimbo explained
You have most "Metres Gained"
Your inclusion has got us all chuckling

 

[Yojimbo]

Welcome back to the side Matthew Suckling
You once were the Dogs' Ugly Duckling
But since Yojimbo explained
You have most "Metres Gained"
Your inclusion has got us all chuckling

Marcus Bontempelli has the most metres gained so far,
But Suckling is coming and he is driving a fast car,
Dogs fans love for Suckling is fickle,
But his left leg cuts through the opposition like a sickle.