The Weekly Banner Thread

[Yojimbo]

Off to sleepy hollow we go,
The boys will have a crack,
All the players are really nervous,
Wondering who Ablett is going to whack,
Remember to vote in the election,
It will not hurt a bit,
Don't vote for Clive Palmer.
Because his adds are full of s**t.

 

[Libba39]

Our Bulldogs are confident
And though we don't like to boast
We'll be back down the highway with a win
Before Gary can like Izzy's next post!

 

[Triple Baileys]

Hello Geebong, now that you have Dahlhaus (a promise kept)
You cannot recruit anyone else for more than $2m/4.
Otherwise Lukie will become upset.

 

[Fossie 32]

As the AwFL tell us anything goes
We're sure you wont mind some flying elbows
Those ten commandments are mystifying
They don't seem to have one about lying

 

[grassman75]

Tonight we've come to your house,
To see the Astro-naught fly,
You'll be more than homesick Dahlhaus
Cos the Dogs are going in dry

 

[DelRe]

Hoping Roberts plays:

“Fletch lives”

 

[House_of_Dahl]

Tom Boyd, forever a premiership god
Damian Barrett, forever a journalist flog.

 

[Libba39]

You were short of red-heads
And your midfield was slowin
So you went ahead
And recruited that flog Rohan
You got Lukey Dahl too
Bulldog born and bred
Cos Gary's shoulders are gone
Unless he's elbowing you in the head.

 

[dogwatch]

There's a point we want to LABOR, whichever way you lean
We've got a gun key forward though he's young and pretty GREEN
He has a LIBERAL dose of CMs in our NATIONAL comp's game stats
And he'll prob'ly get three votes 'cos IT'S TIME we thrashed those Cats.

 

[worbod]

What's that Skip, there are dogs on your tail?
You better believe it, you're going to fail.
Dogs love roo meat, and you're going to be madder
When the Westerners make North head south on the ladder.

 

[Triple Baileys]

Hey Norf, we're skating fine
just by playing our kids
While all your top-ups
Are really on the skids.

 

[grassman75]

This week it's just footy,
And no bloody polls
Like Ted said "inspire me"
And enjoy the Norf lols

 

[Yojimbo]

Round 10 versus the Kangaroos,
The players can't afford to choose,
At four and five,
We are still alive,
But we will be four and six,
If we lose.

Note: Apologies it's been a tough week, lacking creativity.

 

[VL3OJ]

Like Scott of the Antartic,
roos will head south after this loss
Your team is ltres lethagic
Who will relace Brad as boss
#LolNorth

 

[VL3OJ]

Sorry #Lolnorf,
Last week was the week for miracles not this one

 

[grassman75]

Round 10 versus the Kangaroos,
The players can't afford to choose,
At four and five,
We are still alive,
But we will be four and six,
If we lose.

Note: Apologies it's been a tough week, lacking creativity.

Hey Yojimbo I hope you aren't ill,
Maybe upset bout the demise of Bill,
We thoughT Labor ate a big d... and did choke
When in reality the electorate thought Shorten is a s**t bloke

See it's easy for inspiration!

 

[Yojimbo]

Hey Yojimbo I hope you aren't ill,
Maybe upset bout the demise of Bill,
We thoughT Labor ate a big d... and did choke
When in reality the electorate thought Shorten is a **** bloke

See it's easy for inspiration!

The pirate party get in ?, the heart wants what the heart wants.

Gives you a look through the window of my political interest.

 

[Fossie 32]

After last week we were down in the dumps
But we really truly love the umps <3
It was a big week for Scomo and Chris Scott
But we have a mandate to beat this lot

 

[DelRe]

Head North or go south

 

[dogwatch]

We’ve seen the INs and OUTs
And it’s washed away our doubts -
We love the team that’s listed in the dailies
So when the Doggies smash the Roos
We’ll know what drink to choose:
We’ll celebrate in style with Triple Baileys!

This week’s team brought to you (in moderation) by The Drink.

 

[ReservoirDog]

lol norf

 

[Triple Baileys]

Lol norf players, do the "let's win it for Brad Scott"
but if you think a little more, you will not.

 

[House_of_Dahl]

Bye bye Bwad
But we're going to beat you bad
And you'll crack a sad
And it'll be rad

 

[grassman75]

Brad Scott is done,
Norf fans hope he doesn't linger,
Hanging s**t on him was so much fun,
We'll now have to turn to Shaun's pointing finger

 

[House_of_Dahl]

Hey bigfooty flogs
See what happens when I pick the f*@king team you want!