The Weekly Banner Thread

[Yojimbo]

A trip to the West,
Is always a test,
We are going to kick straight,
And not wonkey,
For at the end of the day,
We don't want the Eagles to say,
Bevo is Simpson's donkey.

 

[Fossie 32]

Sooo no joy against team Bwad
Another week, another shocker
But this week we unleash the Gardner lad
Who takes over the famous 43 locker

 

[worbod]

I wanted to write something parodying David Bowie's "Ashes to Ashes" because it had the word "junkie" in it, but I struggled. In the end I wrote this:

Ashes to Ashes, Sorrow is near.
Our premiership Heroes will bring you tears.
It's time for Golden Years, we're not Absolute Beginners,
The Diamond Dogs will have eagles for dinner.

 

[ThirdLegUp]

Last week was like a thorny bog
the Dogs all played like a constipated flog,
but this week we are all young grunts
to beat you ******* eagle campaigners

 

[Triple Baileys]

We're up against the ropes
Things are looking rocky
Thank the Lord we have such brilliant strategies
Like rushing in a recycled rookie.

 

[DelRe]

Earn cash working only half the year
Call us now
Gardners desperately needed
Must be willing to travel and work at short notice

 

[dogwatch]

We need more gun talls, no denyin’
Gotta go to the draft - keep on tryin’
We selected just one
Better hope he’s a gun
So we can have our very own Flyin’ Ryan

 

[Yojimbo]

The newspapers photos fill me with dread,
Liam Ryan standing on Caleb Daniel's head,
Liam Ryan do you have a comment to be added,
"Yeah, I like to stand on a head that is padded".

 

[grassman75]

Welcome the Kennel Ryan Gardener,
We've heard you're a good shot for goal,
But this week we're playing a Kennedy,
So perhaps we should have also drafted Michael Knoll

 

[footscray1973]

Just kick straight and win, farken.

 

[Yojimbo]

Welcome the Kennel Ryan Gardener,
We've heard you're a good shot for goal,
But this week we're playing a Kennedy,
So perhaps we should have also drafted Michael Knoll

Michael "Grassy" Knoll, had to read it a few times, but bam I got it.

 

[grassman75]

Michael "Grassy" Knoll, had to read it a few times, but bam I got it.

I thought you would have got that one straight away Yo

 

[Fossie 32]

Actual Banner:
A new season is here
There's change in the air
Dogs fans will cheer
As the Eagles despair

hmmm

 

[Yojimbo]

Round two versus the Blues,
We would not want to lose.
We may need to find a new league,
Humiliated by Bolton,
What fate versus Teague ?

 

[dogwatch]

Actual Banner:
A new season is here
There's change in the air
Dogs fans will cheer
As the Eagles despair

hmmm

"hmmm" is generous. I was thinking more along the lines of "cringeworthy".
If that's the best we can do I'd rather just have red, white and blue crepe with no message at all.

 

[footscray1973]

Just kick straight and win, farken.

Just kick straight and win, farken.

 

[footscray1973]

We can beat the Blues,
The reason ain't no mystery.
Of recent years, they're the ones
With the tragic history.

 

[Mofra]

Carlton are the players
That GWS Rejected
Hold your tongue blues fans
Or you're get ejected

 

[dogwatch]

Hey kids, see if you can work out the theme of this week's WB banner!

Bottom of the ladder clash but there's still a bit of class
Bont and Cripps will give some cheek, it's sure to be a cracker
Silvertails think they'll win but we just say "PIG'S ARSE!!"
Coz we'll have a decent crack and we'll stick it up their clacker.

 

[Yojimbo]

Hey kids, see if you can work out the theme of this week's WB banner!

Something to do with a homage to the anus ?

 

[ThirdLegUp]

Something to do with a homage to the anus ?

 

[NBates]

In keeping with the '89 theme:

Tragedy
When the coach's gone, but you still love him
It's tragedy
When the next comes in, so you manage a win
It's hard to bear
Even with a new coach
You're going nowhere

 

[Fossie 32]

In keeping with the '89 theme:

Tragedy
When the coach's gone, but you still love him
It's tragedy
When the next comes in, so you manage a win
It's hard to bear
Even with a new coach
You're going nowhere

Nice

 

[NBates]

Nice

A bit lame, but aren't they all

 

[Bodicifer]

"The Bulldogs gang is tougher than the Cripps"