The Weekly Banner Thread

[DelRe]

Son of Scott West
Bred for debut
Just like his father
Three hundred games will do

 

[grassman75]

just when you thought life couldn't be greater,
Young West debuts with the Mozinator
We needed a win but got a loss
tonight we turn it around against Ross the Boss

 

[SonOfScray]

F*^k you Freo. Go Dogs.

 

[Bodicifer]

You've got Mundy, Walters and Fyfe
But we've got Bonty
And I shagged your ....

 

[worbod]

Last time we defeated that team of Lyon's
This time we'll defeat that team of Lions

 

[Triple Baileys]

BL, you get so many hand-outs from the AFL and the ump,
You just got to be thankful
You're not ruled by President Trump

 

[Libba39]

After downing the Bombers
Our changes won't be drastic
Let's help out the environment this week
And recycle all that orange plastic

 

[Fossie 32]

This week we salute the men it white*
We loved your handiwork with Sideshow Bob
We know today you will make it right
And look after Naughton ... thanks, good job!!

* or whatever colour they wear

 

[grassman75]

Welcome to the Showgrounds,
A place Dogs love to go,
In 2016 we won the Best in Show ribbon,
While Mummy turned to Blow

 

[Libba39]

This week up at Ballarat
Our credentials will get the stamp
Lets give the Crows more nightmares
Than their own pre-season camp

 

[Triple Baileys]

Dear Adelaide
We moved the game to Mars Stadium
So you won't have as far to roam.
And you can commiserate at your Kryal Palladium
But you will still cry all the way home.

 

[grassman75]

In the '97 we played the Crows,
You all know how the story goes.
Bubba played on Robran tall,
******* Jarman brought his own ball.

In '98,
It wasn't great.
We were smashed,
Once again our hopes were dashed.

In 2015 again we met,
Played so well,
Alas no bone,
Because of Michael Talia's ******* phone.

On Sunday again we meet,
Probably in snow and sleet,
Win this one we make the 8,
To once again Make Bulldogs Great


A long one....but....

 

[Fossie 32]

We need to beat the Camry birds
As we ponder the two big F words
Will it be the Finals we make
Or will we be saying For goodness' sake

 

[worbod]

My pure imagination tells me
The Crows will taste defeat.
We'll bring home the chocolates at Mars Stadium
And victory will be sweet.

 

[dogwatch]

In the '97 we played the Crows,
You all know how the story goes.
Bubba played on Robran tall,
******* Jarman brought his own ball.

In '98,
It wasn't great.
We were smashed,
Once again our hopes were dashed.

In 2015 again we met,
Played so well,
Alas no bone,
Because of Michael Talia's ******* phone.

On Sunday again we meet,
Probably in snow and sleet,
Win this one we make the 8,
To once again Make Bulldogs Great


A long one....but....

Thanks for the suggestion GM75. We'll get back to you in a few days.

 

[Pugz89]

A big Ballarat crowd
And a finals spot in sight
Will Talia get inside word again
Or will the Dogs be celebrating tonight

 

[slashin_velvet]

This week's banner,
Is written by the blues,
We'll get a better pick,
If Adelaide lose.

Re-defining a murder of crows.

 

[Libba39]

Getting in early...

Those poor old Western Sydney fans
I hope they're not anginal
Because Darce will leave them broken-hearted
when he says...
"The Dogs go through to a Semi-final!"

 

[MYOB]

Just rehash the 2016 prelim banner

 

[grassman75]

Getting in early...

That poor old Western Sydney fan
I hope he's not anginal
Because Darce will leave him broken-hearted
when he says...
"The Dogs go through to a Semi-final!"

Fixed it for you

 

[Libba39]

Fixed it for you

Hmmm, I was kind of happy with my version...

 

[worbod]

All the boys from GWS
Will need to visit BWS
To help them drown their sorrows
When we leave them with no tomorrow.

 

[Libba39]

We're going up to Western Sydney
To make it two finals from two
Shame Libba won't be there Heath Shaw
Because he still thinks you're cuckoo

 

[worbod]

The virus is here and it's threatening Round 1
Before our beating of the Woods has even begun.
Please AFL, don't cancel the game for our heroes,
We would rather smash the Pies before a crowd of zero.

 

[House_of_Dahl]

"I'd rather have Corona virus than barrack for Collingwood."

Too much?